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Waldo Salt Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk...didya know that?”
— Enrico Salvatore "Ratso" Rizzo, Midnight Cowboy
Tagged: Sunshine, coconut milk
“He was even dumber than you. He couldn't even write his own name. 'X,' that's what it ought to say on that goddamn headstone, one big lousy 'X'. Just like our dump. Condemned by order of City Hall.”
— Enrico Salvatore "Ratso" Rizzo, Midnight Cowboy
Tagged: gravestone, X, dumb, father
“Ratso Rizzo: You didn't kill him, did you?

Joe Buck: I don't want to talk about it.”
— Joe Buck, Midnight Cowboy
Tagged: Killer, Don't Want To Talk
“You want the word on that brother-and-sister act, Hansel's a fag and Gretel's got the hots for herself, so who cares, right? Load up on the salami.”
— Enrico Salvatore "Ratso" Rizzo, Midnight Cowboy
Tagged: Hansel and Gretel, fag, salami, Homophobia
“Ratso Rizzo: You know, in my own place, my name ain't Ratso. I mean, it just so happens that in my own place my name is Enrico Salvatore Rizzo.

Joe Buck: Well, I can't say all that.

Ratso Rizzo: Rico, then.”
— Enrico Salvatore "Ratso" Rizzo, Midnight Cowboy
Tagged: Respect, Nicknames, insults
“I'm walking here! I'm walking here!”
— Enrico Salvatore "Ratso" Rizzo, Midnight Cowboy
Tagged: Walking, Traffic
“I only get carsick on boats.”
— Joe Buck, Midnight Cowboy
Tagged: carsick, boats
“Uh, well, sir, I ain't a f'real cowboy. But I am one helluva stud!”
— Joe Buck, Midnight Cowboy
Tagged: Cowboy, Stud
“John Wayne! Are you tryin' to tell me he's a fag?”
— Joe Buck, Midnight Cowboy
Tagged: John Wayne, fag, Homophobia
“Joe Buck: I like the way I look. Makes me feel good, it does. And women like me, goddammit. Hell, the only one thing I ever been good for is lovin'. Women go crazy for me, that's a really true fact! Ratso, hell! Crazy Annie they had to send her away!

Ratso Rizzo: Then how come you ain't scored once the whole time you been in New York?”
— Enrico Salvatore "Ratso" Rizzo, Midnight Cowboy
Tagged: Good-Looking, womanizer
“Gretel McAlbertson: Why are you stealing food?

Ratso Rizzo: I was just, uh, noticing that you're out of salami. I think you oughtta have somebody go over to the delicatessen, you know, bring some more back.

Gretel McAlbertson: Gee, well, you know, it's free. You don't have to steal it.

Ratso Rizzo: Well, if it's free, then I ain't stealin'.”
— Waldo Salt, Midnight Cowboy
Tagged: Stealing, Free, Free lunch
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