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Valerie Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“If anyone still wants to sleep with me, then they're just gonna have to settle, I guess.”
— Valerie, Casual, Season 3: 99
Tagged: Pregnancy, Episiotomy
“I cheated on you because I wanted to be with someone that could just drag me down as far as I could go.”
— Valerie, Casual, Season 3: 99
Tagged: Cheating, Self-Esteem
“I've just been I haven't been sleeping because I got these birds outside my window and they're going, 'Chirp, chirp, chirp,' constantly, and you know, is it wrong that I just want them to die?”
— Valerie, Casual, Season 2: Trivial Pursuit
Tagged: Birds, Frustration
“ It's like watching yourself go through life a second time, only this time you're just a voice, and you never know if anyone is ever listening to you.”
— Valerie, Casual, Season 3: Things to Do in Burbank When You're Dead
“Alex, this guy is like raw plutonium radiating poison into my skin and breaking me down with his toxic lack of self-awareness.”
— Valerie, Casual, Season 3: Look At Me
Tagged: Plutonium, Radiation, poison, Self-awareness, Toxic People
“Nothing makes me happy. I mean, I have moments where I'm not unhappy, but those are just—more and more rare.”
— Valerie, Casual, Season 3: The Hermit & the Moon
Tagged: Sadness, Depression, Ennui, Happiness
“Nothing's ever as good as you think it's gonna be.”
— Valerie, Casual, Season 2: Threesomes
Tagged: Disappointment
“Good oral hygiene is an important aspect of life in general, especially when you’re trying to get a guy to kiss you! If your mouth smells rancid, there is no way he’s going to lean in for the kill. Always keep some mints in your purse to pop after eating or drinking anything. Avoid chewing gum though, because when he does kiss you, you don’t want the gum to be an annoyance!”
— Valerie, How to Get a Guy to Kiss You
Tagged: Kissing, hygiene, Mints, Gum, Breath
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