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Tracy Jordan

Tracy Jordan Quotes

Total quotes: 5

Tracy Jordan

character

AKA: Brea Lynn

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Pornographic Actor, Pornographic Actor Está Bien. Pinche Buena

Total quotes: 5

“A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory”

— Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock, Season 1: Pilot

Tagged: book, trouble, Where's Waldo?, barber pole

“Tell her you want her to donate her body to science and you're science. Tell her, Jack!”

— Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock, Season 2: Somebody to Love

Tagged: donate, Body, Science, Sex, Pick Up Lines, get her back

“Ken: Well, you know what they say, money is the root of all evil.

Tracy: I thought that was just a tagline for my movie, Death Bank...”

— Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock, Season 3: Flu Shot

Tagged: Money, Evil, Death Bank

“My boy Kenneth is going through some really tough times. They’re trying to make him wear a coat that’s different than his other coat.”

— Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock, Season 3: The One with the Cast of Night Court

Tagged: Hard Times, Understatement

“There you are, you stupid cracker. You know why I get a hotel room? To poop in peace. No kids bangin’ on the door, No phones ringin’. It’s my time! Every Tuesday and Thursday at 3:00 pm! I don’t know why I only go twice a week.”

— Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock, Season 3: Kidney Now!

Tagged: Cracker, Anti-White Racial Slurs, Pooping, Peace Of Mind

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