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Tim Taylor Quotes
AKA: | Tim Taylor |
Educated At: | University Of Exeter, University Of Birmingham, University Of Bristol |
Occupations: | Television Producer |
Total quotes: 19
Tim Taylor
characterAKA: Tim Taylor
Educated At: University Of Exeter, University Of Birmingham, University Of Bristol
Occupations: Television Producer
Total quotes: 19
“Mark Taylor: I have a woman—Mommy.
Randy Taylor: Your mommy can't be your woman, doofus.
Tim Taylor: A lot of men pay a psychiatrist a lot of money to figure that one out.”
Randy Taylor: Your mommy can't be your woman, doofus.
Tim Taylor: A lot of men pay a psychiatrist a lot of money to figure that one out.”
Tagged:
Mommy Issues
“Randy: My dad's been in the hospital so much they gave him a preferred customer card.
Tim: Yeah, one more head injury and we win a trip to Hawaii.”
Tim: Yeah, one more head injury and we win a trip to Hawaii.”
Tagged:
hospital, head injury
“Al: Anyone can do what you do.
Tim: Oh, really? You think you could do what I do?
Al: Oh, please. How hard could it be to tell bad jokes and screw up all the time?
Tim: A lot harder than it looks.”
Tim: Oh, really? You think you could do what I do?
Al: Oh, please. How hard could it be to tell bad jokes and screw up all the time?
Tim: A lot harder than it looks.”
Tagged:
Self-deprecation
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