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T.J Miller

T.J Miller Quotes

Total quotes: 6

T.J Miller

Fictional Character

Total quotes: 6

“He made it through the first gate and avatars are gonna be on him like hoes on Santa.”

— i-R0k (voice), Ready Player One

Tagged: Simile Examples, santa, Avatars

“The thing is I don't have any friends. Like any. It's like going to college at 36. Like none. I know people, but I don't have any friends.”

— T.J Miller

Tagged: Friends, No Friends

“At least the actual Judas had the curtosy to kill himself after betraying his leader, Jesus Chris. He's the CEO of the world. Ever heard of him?”

— Elrich Bachmann, Silicon Valley, Season 3: Founder Friendly

Tagged: Funny Moments, Best Of TV, Silicon Valley

“Looks like you should've left town a little earlier.”

— Hudson 'Hud' Platt, Cloverfield

Tagged: Too Late, Regrets

“I'd go with you, but...I don't want to.”

— Jack Hammer / Weasel, Deadpool

Tagged: Nope

“Oh really of what? Metamucil, polio, the phonograph, a nice piece of fish, segregated water fountains, senior citizen discounts at Perkins family restaurants, erectile disfunction because of corroded penile arteries, deviled eggs as an entre, liking ike. ”

— Elrich Bachmann, Silicon Valley, Season 3: Founder Friendly

Tagged: Funny, Nailed It, Dissing Dudes

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