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Sharon Morris

Sharon Morris Quotes

Total quotes: 5

Sharon Morris

character

AKA: Sharon Morris

Nationality: United Kingdom, Northern Ireland, Australia N

Occupations: Writer, Poet, Tractor, Teacher

Total quotes: 5

“Rob Norris: So I just write a check every month and leave it at that? Fuck that. I didn't know my father and it sucked. This kid gets a dad.

Sharon: Oh, God, you don't have to be so American about it.”

— Sharon Morris, Catastrophe, Season 1: Episode 1

Tagged: Baby, Money, Fatherhood, American, Cheap

“I'll remember you as a sturdy love maker with a massive chin, who was kind to waiters and taxi drivers, which suggests you might actually be a good person.”

— Sharon Morris, Catastrophe, Season 1: Episode 1

Tagged: Love, Sex, Chin, Kind, Waiters, Taxi Drivers, Good

“Rob Norris: If I thrust too deeply, will my penis latch onto the IUD coil thingy and pull it out?

Sharon Morris: Yeah. No, it's fine. They put it more than two and a half inches inside me.”

— Sharon Morris, Catastrophe, Season 2: Episode 5

Tagged: thrust, penis, IUD, Diss, Penis Size

“She's one of these people where, like, everything has gone her way. You know, and she thinks she did it. But, it was luck.”

— Sharon Morris, Catastrophe, Season 1: Episode 1

Tagged: Luck, Good Things, fortunate

“Answer my cry for help.”

— Sharon Morris, Catastrophe, Season 4: Episode 1

Tagged: help, cry

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