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Shane Dawson Quotes

Total quotes: 16
“To everyone who gets me, thank you. To everyone who doesn't, thank you too. You give me the motivation to keep succeeding just to piss you off.”
— Shane Dawson, It Gets Worse: A Collection of Essays
Tagged: Gratitude, inspiration, motivation
“And to this day we are still kissing each other with the same amount of passion. It’s been more than three years, and I still feel like there’s more to unwrap. Every day I get a glimpse of what’s inside. I hope it never ends.”
— Shane Dawson
Tagged: kiss, Passion, Relationship
“The word "YouTuber," even though - listen, I love YouTube, and I would never, ever abandon it, but I think when somebody says "Youtuber" it says "Oh, they talk about what they ate that day." That's not me - I do way more than that.”
— Shane Dawson
Tagged: Youtuber, Lifestyle, Work, Youtube
“Selling bracelets to old ladies isn't as cute when you are a teenager with constant accidental boners.”
— Shane Dawson
Tagged: jewelry, Age, Youth, Teenage life
“All those years I had thought my first choice would be Sour Patch Kids but then I realized God had a different plan for me. Peanut butter and chocolate. Praise the Lord.”
— Shane Dawson, It Gets Worse: A Collection of Essays
Tagged: plan, Fate, God, dessert
“Isn’t that weird how you never see a fat kid eat? We always do it in private, as if we are fooling anyone. How sad.”
— Shane Dawson, It Gets Worse: A Collection of Essays
Tagged: eating, Eating Behavior, fat, Eating Habits
“If you can't laugh at yourself, then what the fuck is the point of living?”
— Shane Dawson
Tagged: Life, Living, Laughing, Joy
“The only person who had ever wanted to fuck me was a homeless lady who used to stand outside of Ralphs and tell me I had a “sad face that she wanted to sit on.”
— Shane Dawson
Tagged: Sex, homeless, Physical Appearance
“If you're passionate about something, give it your all, and you will find happiness.”
— Shane Dawson, It Gets Worse: A Collection of Essays
Tagged: Passion, Passionate, Effort, Happiness
“Fans and fellow YouTube stars are sending their love to the creators, who are engaged after three years together.”
— Twitter, Shane Dawson, Ryland Adams, Youtubers Shane Dawson And Ryland Adams Are Engaged
Tagged: Shane Dawson, Engagement, Engagement Rings, Youtubers
“Now this isn't meant to make anyone feel like college is a waste of time, because for so many people it's not. But don't go because you feel like you have to. If your heart isn't in it, then why spend four years of your life stuck somewhere you don't want to be?”
— Shane Dawson, It Gets Worse: A Collection of Essays
Tagged: College, Advice, college life, Decisions
“Side note: What is that crotch pad for? Is it to protect the vagina from the impact of a big wave? Or maybe to have a stronger barrier between vagina and sand? I can imagine how uncomfortable a sandy vagina is. Almost as uncomfortable as when sand would get in my loose under-boob skin. See, women, I relate to you.”
— Shane Dawson, I Hate Myselfie: A Collection of Essays by Shane Dawson
Tagged: Crotch, Vagina, Protection
“Ya. Some guys never learn.”
— Shane Dawson, It Gets Worse: A Collection of Essays
Tagged: Learning, Lessons
“HE SAID YES!”
— Shane Dawson, A YouTube Engagement
Tagged: Youtubers, Proposals
“Don't kill yourself, kill the part of you that you don't like.”
— Shane Dawson, It Gets Worse: A Collection of Essays
Tagged: Suicide, Death
“I'm here to tell you that it gets worse. It really does. The problems you have as a kid will seem ridiculous when you get older because bigger and worse problems will come along. But you will learn to deal with them easier as you grow up, or, like me, you'll just stop giving a shit. So yes, it gets worse, but you know what gets better? Your tolerance for the bullshit.”
— Shane Dawson, It Gets Worse: A Collection of Essays
Tagged: Age, Youth, Advice, Reality
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