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Samantha Stephens Quotes
Total quotes: 12
Samantha Stephens
character
Total quotes: 12
“Samantha Stephens: Darren, have you been drinking?
Darrin Stephens: Your mother was right!
Samantha Stephens: You have been drinking!”
Darrin Stephens: Your mother was right!
Samantha Stephens: You have been drinking!”
Tagged:
Mother in Law, Drinking
“Samantha: Darrin is a marvelous human being.
Endora: Oh, that's a terrible thing to say about anyone.”
Endora: Oh, that's a terrible thing to say about anyone.”
Tagged:
Witches, human beings
“Endora: I hate to criticize a man when he's down, Samantha, but Donald always struck me as being overly sensitive.
Samantha Stephens: His name is Darrin!”
Samantha Stephens: His name is Darrin!”
Tagged:
Mother in Law
“Samantha Stephens: All right, Mother. What's all this about?
Endora: How did you know I was behind this?
Samantha Stephens: I'm psychic.”
Endora: How did you know I was behind this?
Samantha Stephens: I'm psychic.”
Tagged:
Psychic
“As I was saying, there are times when being a witch can be very satisfying.”
Tagged:
Witches, Satisfying
“Samantha Stephens: That was a mean, low, sneaky, underhanded trick!
Endora: Yes, it was. And I'm quite pleased with myself.”
Endora: Yes, it was. And I'm quite pleased with myself.”
Tagged:
underhanded, Sneaky
“Samantha Stephens: Well, I've learned something very important tonight.
Darrin Stephens: What's that?
Samantha Stephens: Never let your husband criticize on an empty stomach.”
Darrin Stephens: What's that?
Samantha Stephens: Never let your husband criticize on an empty stomach.”
Tagged:
arguments, empty stomach
“Endora: [looking at Sam's perm] Samantha, what happened to your head?
Samantha Stephens: I gave myself a permanent.
Endora: On purpose? I thought perhaps your finger got stuck in a light socket.”
Samantha Stephens: I gave myself a permanent.
Endora: On purpose? I thought perhaps your finger got stuck in a light socket.”
Tagged:
Permanent, Bad Haircuts
“Samantha Stephens: Oh, boy. That Mr. Kravitz sure is a great sleeper.
Darrin Stephens: He's also a good snorer with amazing long-range reverberations.
Samantha Stephens: There was a fleeting moment there around three am, when I thought we were under attack by enemy aircraft. In a way, it's kind of cute.
Darrin Stephens: Cute? Honey, there is nothing cute about staying awake all night, listening to stereophonic snoring.”
Darrin Stephens: He's also a good snorer with amazing long-range reverberations.
Samantha Stephens: There was a fleeting moment there around three am, when I thought we were under attack by enemy aircraft. In a way, it's kind of cute.
Darrin Stephens: Cute? Honey, there is nothing cute about staying awake all night, listening to stereophonic snoring.”
Tagged:
Snoring
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