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Samantha Stephens

Samantha Stephens Quotes

Total quotes: 5

Samantha Stephens

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Total quotes: 5

“Samantha Stephens: Darren, have you been drinking?

Darrin Stephens: Your mother was right!

Samantha Stephens: You have been drinking!”

— Samantha Stephens, Bewitched, Season 1: Witch Or Wife?

Tagged: Mother in Law, Drinking

“Samantha Stephens: All right, Mother. What's all this about?

Endora: How did you know I was behind this?

Samantha Stephens: I'm psychic.”

— Samantha Stephens, Bewitched, Season 1: Red Light, Green Light

Tagged: Psychic

“As I was saying, there are times when being a witch can be very satisfying.”

— Samantha Stephens, Bewitched, Season 2: The Magic Cabin

Tagged: Witches, Satisfying

“Samantha Stephens: Well, I've learned something very important tonight.

Darrin Stephens: What's that?

Samantha Stephens: Never let your husband criticize on an empty stomach.”

— Samantha Stephens, Bewitched, Season 2: And Then I Wrote...

Tagged: arguments, empty stomach

“Endora: [looking at Sam's perm] Samantha, what happened to your head?

Samantha Stephens: I gave myself a permanent.

Endora: On purpose? I thought perhaps your finger got stuck in a light socket.”

— Samantha Stephens, Bewitched, Season 1: The Cat's Meow

Tagged: Permanent, Bad Haircuts

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