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Ron Weiner Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“The quickest way to a girl’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.”
— Zapp Brannigan, Futurama, Season 3: The Luck of the Fryrish
Tagged: Bed, Girl, quick way, Parents
“Factories provide three things this country desperately needs: jobs, pride, and material for Bruce Springsteen songs”
— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Season 6: Meet the Woggels
Tagged: Factories, country, Needs, Jobs, Pride, Material, Songs, bruce springsteen
“Good God! Lemon, those jeans make you look like a Mexican sports reporter!”
— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Season 5: Brooklyn Without Limits
Tagged: jeans, Mexican sports reporter, look like
“Becca: Excuse me.

Jack: Oh God, please don’t be a daughter I didn’t know about.”
— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Season 3: Goodbye, My Friend
Tagged: Daughter, Wedlock
“Jack: Let me hear you say the seven most important words in the American judicial system.

Frank: My client has no memory of that.
    
Jack: I also would have accepted, ‘you can’t prove that’s the governor’s semen.’”
— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Season 3: Goodbye, My Friend
Tagged: semen, Sex Scandals, American Judicial System
“It has all of that going for it, Richard, and I still hate it.”
— Bertram Gilfoyle, Silicon Valley, Season 1: Articles of Incorporation
Tagged: The Named Pied Piper
“Lemon, there was once a great American named George Henderson. He met a woodland ape or Sasquatch and, despite its dangerous message of environmentalism, became its friend. When the time came to do the hard thing and send it back into the forest where it belonged, and birds could perch on its shoulder because it was gentle, George Henderson summoned the strength and by God, he did it. Did it hurt? You bet it hurt. Like a bastard. But he did it because it was the right thing to do for the woodland ape. You think about that.”
— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Season 3: Goodbye, My Friend
Tagged: American, Friend, George Henderson, Bastard, Woodland ape
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