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Rick Gassko Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“Rudy: Let’s have a bachelor party with chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze!

Gary: Yeah! Yeah yeah! All the things that make life worth living for!”
— Rick Gassko, Bachelor Party
Tagged: Bachelor Party, Chicks, Guns, fire trucks, Hookers
“[greeting everybody at table]

Cole Whittier: Mr. Thompson...Mrs. Thompson...Debbie...and...

Rick Gassko: Bond. James Bond.”
— Rick Gassko, Bachelor Party
Tagged: greetings, bond, James Bond
“Mr. Thompson: [tied up and gagged] MMF MFF MFFFFF MFFF!

Rick Gassko: He says he’s having a wonderful time and he’s thinking of changing his name to Spike.”
— Rick Gassko, Bachelor Party
Tagged: bound and gagged, bondage and discipline
“Well, Mr. Thompson, that’s quite a list. And I think, if I really apply myself, I could be a totally changed person by the time we finish lunch!”
— Rick Gassko, Bachelor Party
Tagged: Self-Reliance, Hyperbole
“Rick Gassko: [after Stan has left the syringe for taking blood sticking out of his arm] Um, Stan? Is this supposed to be like this?

Dr. Stan Gassko: Uh...no, that’s incorrect.

[carefully removes syringe]”
— Rick Gassko, Bachelor Party
Tagged: medical disasters, syringe
“I hope you like potato salad...it’s chunky style...my favorite!”
— Rick Gassko, Bachelor Party
Tagged: potato salad, chunky
“Rick Gassko: What the hell are you doing?

Brad: I’m slashing my wrist.

Rick Gassko: With an electric razor?

Brad: Yeah, I couldn’t find any razor blades.

Rick Gassko: Well at least your wrist will be smooth and kissable.”
— Rick Gassko, Bachelor Party
Tagged: Suicide, botched suicide attempt
“Uh-oh. It’s Mr. Laughs.”
— Rick Gassko, Bachelor Party
Tagged: insults, Passive Aggressive
“Rick Gassko: [the guys find out their porno film has been edited] Not that I’m complaining, but I usually don’t like my filth this clean!

Rudy: Whatta waste of two women!

Jay O’Neill: I don’t get it; the dirty parts were there yesterday!”
— Rick Gassko, Bachelor Party
Tagged: Porno, sanitized, filth
“Debbie Thompson: Are there gonna be girls at the party?

Rick Gassko: No...it’s a ‘stag’ party, and that means that the ‘does’ stay home!

Debbie Thompson: I’m not talking about the ‘does.’ I’m talking about hookers.

Rick Gassko: Ooohh...those!”
— Rick Gassko, Bachelor Party
Tagged: stag party, does, Hookers
“Rick Gassko: Who was that?

Jay O’Neill: I dunno.

Rick Gassko: [pointing to the arrow] And what’s this?

Jay O’Neill: Search me.

Rick Gassko: [Another arrow hits the wall] What about this?

Jay O’Neill: Still drawing a blank.

Rick Gassko: [Seeing Cole across the way] He look familiar to you?

Jay O’Neill: Yep.

Rick Gassko: Get the hookers in a circle. We’re going to put Cochise out of business.”
— Rick Gassko, Bachelor Party
Tagged: Hookers, Cochise
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