- People ›
- Ralph Kramden
Ralph Kramden Quotes
Total quotes: 16
Ralph Kramden
character
Total quotes: 16
“Ralph: What do you know about fishing? When have you ever caught anything?
Alice: Fifteen years ago. I caught 300 pounds of blubber.”
Alice: Fifteen years ago. I caught 300 pounds of blubber.”
Tagged:
Fishing, Fat-Shaming
“[to Alice's mother; shouting] You—are a blabbermouth! A blabbermouth! You! Blabbermouth! Out!”
Tagged:
Blabbermouth, Mother in Law
“Ralph Kramden: There isn't room in this place for you and me!
Mrs. Gibson: There isn't room in this place for you and anybody!”
Mrs. Gibson: There isn't room in this place for you and anybody!”
Tagged:
Fat-Shaming
“You just decided for me, Alice. You just decided for me! I'm going on 'The $64,000 Question'. And do you know why? 'Cause I'm an expert in one of their categories: Aggravation!”
Tagged:
$64000 Question, aggravation
“Ralph Kramden: [Alice's mother has been engaging in her typical insult-based banter with Ralph] Oh, you're startin' right in, huh? Startin' right in with the insults! No warmin' up in the bullpen or nothin', huh? Startin' right in! I remember when you used come over, you used to to start slow with a couple of 'Hello, Stupids' and stuff like that! Now I don't even get that, anymore, huh? Well, let me tell you somethin', and get this into your head! This is my home, and when you come in here, treat me with respect, and address me with a civil tongue!
Mrs. Gibson: Oh, why don't you shut up?”
Mrs. Gibson: Oh, why don't you shut up?”
Tagged:
insults, Mother in Law
loading next page...