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Penelope Garcia Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“Yeah, just because you delete your history, it doesn't mean all your dirty cyber laundry isn't hanging out there for me to find on your hard drive. Rookie mistake!”
— Penelope Garcia, Criminal Minds, Season 4: Soul Mates
Tagged: Delete Online History, Rookie Mistake
“Let's see. June 22, 1992, Supreme Court ruled Minnesota hate crime laws violated free speech. The defendant burned a cross on the front yard of an African-American family's house who lived next door.”
— Penelope Garcia, Criminal Minds, Season 8: Broken
Tagged: Supreme Court, Minnesota, Hate Crime Laws, Cross Burnings
“Do you know how many Ashleys are in downtown Boston? Too many Ashleys! That many Ashleys. And the only thing to track her down is that she has fancies for bunnies.”
— Penelope Garcia, Criminal Minds, Season 9: Gatekeeper
Tagged: Ashley, Boston
“Aside from being slightly morally repugnant, he's clean as a whistle. If that whistle was slightly morally repugnant.”
— Penelope Garcia, Criminal Minds, Season 13: Neon Terror
Tagged: Backhanded Compliments, Morally Repugnant
“I'll tell you what, those Canadians, they seem so sweet and innocent, but when they go bad, they go Darth Vader bad.”
— Penelope Garcia, Criminal Minds, Season 9: Angels
Tagged: Canadians, Darth Vader
“I cleaned up this nut bag's laptop. The guy was a torture porn connoisseur. The dude makes Rick James seem Amish...”
— Penelope Garcia, Criminal Minds, Season 8: The Apprenticeship
Tagged: Rick James, Amish, Decadence, Porn, Torture Porn
“Penelope Garcia: Hey, could you check my refrigerator and see if I have enough hot sauce?


Dr. Spencer Reid: You have some jalapeno sauce here next to this jar of eyeballs.”
— Penelope Garcia, Criminal Minds, Season 9: In The Blood
Tagged: Morbid Hunor, Jalapeno Sauce
“Marital bliss followed by marital diss! Of course. Why didn't I think of that?”
— Penelope Garcia, Criminal Minds, Season 12: A Good Husband
Tagged: Marriage, Marital Bliss
“Enchantress of all things possible, use your imagination.”
— Penelope Garcia, Criminal Minds, Season 6: Big Sea
Tagged: Imagination, Enchantress
“He is a part-time electrician, full-time alcoholic!”
— Penelope Garcia, Criminal Minds, Season 9: The Edge of Winter
Tagged: Electrician, Alcoholic
“Did they tell you I'm being hideous? It's because, like...listen to me. I've lost my voice because I've been crying so much. I have, like, major PTSD, with an emphasis on the... on the ’S’ and the ’T.’ And definitely some of the ‘D’ and the ‘P.’ Because it's been a while since all of this happened and...”
— Penelope Garcia, Criminal Minds, Season 13: Lucky Strikes
Tagged: Hideous, PTSD, Crying
“So you know how I like to sometimes say something clever before I say something sad and disturbing to self-soothe. To that end: please, make sure your seat backs and your tray tables are in their fully upright position, because...yesterday in South Florida the body of a woman was found encased in concrete in a 55-gallon drum.”
— Penelope Garcia, Criminal Minds, Season 12: Taboo
Tagged: Parody, Flight Announcements
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