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Paul Scheer

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Total quotes: 4

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Paul Scheer

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Birthday: January 31, 1976

Birthplace: Huntington, New York, United States

Political Parties: Nazi Party

Nationality: Germany

Total quotes: 4

“I can watch a Sunday-to-Monday night of The Bachelor and it’s like cotton candy. You eat it. It’s delicious. It disappears. Where did that go? I can’t believe I watched four hours of it.”

— Paul Scheer, Bachelor Nation: Inside the World of America's Favorite Guilty Pleasure

Tagged: the bachelor, Reality TV, TV, Junk Food, Entertainment

“Andre: [wearing a fedora] I'm a doctor and there's a medical emergency. I need to get on the flight.

TSA Guard: I don't believe you, and a doctor wouldn't wear that hat.”

— Andre, The League, Season 2: Vegas Draft

Tagged: Fedora, fedoraphobia

“There's only one thing I hate more than a mole, it's a mole on your skin, and don't bother writing that down because I'm no Moleskine notebook.”

— Trent Hauser, NTSF, Season 2: Whack-A-Mole

“Stripper: When I came to my space shuttle blue prints were gone.

Trent: Space shuttle blueprints?

Stripper: I'm a NASA engineer. I just strip to make ends meet.

Alphonse: Her story checks out.”

— Stripper/ Trent Hauser / Alphonse Inuit, NTSF, Season 1: Tijuana, We've Got a Problem

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