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“She totally gross over 90% of her body, the other 10% is crazy-nasty.”

— Dr. Ice Cream, Adventure Time, Season 2: Heat Signature

Tagged: Gross, Crazy-Nasty

“Look, sweetie, someday you'll be too big to hold. I'm as old as garlic balls if someone offered to pick me up and carry me, I'd do it in a heartbeat. Take it, we can get it.”

— Simon, Adventure Time, Season 5: Simon & Marcy

Tagged: Old as Garlic Balls

“See, it's this little...period...uh, PMS thing. I don't know, I'm not a doctor. But I think that PMS stands for 'Pummel Men's Scrotums'.”

— Al Bundy, Married... with Children, Specials: Unaired Pilot

Tagged: pms, Scrotums, doctor

“I'm a vampire! Drinking blood is kind of the main thing.”

— Hierophant, Adventure Time, Season 7: May I Come In?

Tagged: Vampire, Drinking Blood

“I miffed off a wizard and he took my eyes. [pan down to see his eyes attached to his beard] I wonder what he wanted them for. Some kind of lotion, or potion...or time—traveling spell? I'll never know! Never, ever. Never. But losing my eyesight was only the beginning of my wonderful change! I started meditating and doing yoga. Now I can 'see' with my heart and smell with my soul.”

— Xergiok, Adventure Time, Season 5: The Great Bird Man

Tagged: yoga

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