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Mr. Lawrence Quotes

Total quotes: 13
“I can't give up. I can do this. I've got Anchor Arms! I'm no wimp! I'm a jerk!”
— SpongeBob Squarepants (voice), SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1: MuscleBob BuffPants
Tagged: Give Up, wimp, Jerk, Anchor, arms, muscles
“If your parents saw a real stupid person, they would realize how much of a genius you are.”
— Paul Tibbitt, Mr. Lawrence, Walt Dohrn, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 2: Dumped
Tagged: Stupid, Genius, Irony, Backhanded Compliments, Parents
“[Filburt runs into Dr. Hutchison working at a pharmacy]

Filburt Turtle: Hey, I thought you were a surgeon.

Dr. Paula Hutchison: I was, but I just couldn't cut it.”
— Filburt Turtle (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 2: Hut Sut Raw / Kiss Me, I'm Foreign
“The Krabby Patty formula is the sole property of the Krusty Krab and may only be discussed in part or in whole with its creator Mr. Krabs. Duplication of this formula is punishable by law. Restrictions apply, results may vary.”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 2: Bossy Boots
Tagged: Krabby Patty, Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs, The World of Fast Food in Spongebob Squarepants
“I'll never forget your 100% all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns.”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1: Tea at the Treedome
Tagged: Burgers, Parody, Pickles, Lettuce, Tomato
“Hall Monitor SpongeBob reporting for duty, ma'am! I'm ready to assume my position in the hall! I will protect all that are weak in the hall! All rules to be enforced in the hall!”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1: Plankton!
Tagged: Hall Monitor
“Opposite Day! Next time it's gonna be 'Go-Jump-off-a-Cliff Day'”
— Squidward Tentacles , SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1: Opposite Day
Tagged: Opposite, jump off a cliff
“This working out thing isn't working out.”
— SpongeBob Squarepants (voice), SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1: MuscleBob BuffPants
Tagged: Working Out, not working
“If I don't make it out of here... tell my dad... he's weird.”
— Timmy Turner, The Fairly OddParents, Season 2: Timvisible
“Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 2: Survival of the Idiots
Tagged: Gross, Clarinet, Toilet
“Plankton: 1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas.”
— Karen, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1: Plankton!
Tagged: Components, Structure, Make Up, percentage
“The customers may be hot, but my grill is hotter.”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 2: Squid's Day Off
Tagged: Hot, That's Hot, Humblebragging
“Rocko: I know the secret for getting rid of stage fright!

Filburt Shellbach: You do? Tell me, tell me!

Rocko: Just picture the audience... naked!

[Rocko pushes Filburt on stage, but Filburt freezes up and goes back]

Filburt Shellbach: I can't do it. It's way too disgusting.

[Rocko pokes his head out of the curtain]

Rocko: Yuck! Open mic night is a very dangerous night.”
— Filburt Turtle (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 2: The Lounge Singer / She's the Toad
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