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Mike "Wags" Wagner Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“Billy Bean never won a world-series.”
— Mike "Wags" Wagner, Billions, Season 3: A Generation Too Late
Tagged: Wall Street Quotes, Wall Street, Finance, TV Show Quotes
“You can't have it appear you're illegally meddling, especially when you're illegally meddling.”
— Mike "Wags" Wagner, Billions, Season 3: The Wrong Maria Gonzalez
Tagged: Illegal Behavior, Meddling
“You see an opportunity like that again, you grab it like it's a horse cock and you're Catherine the Great.”
— Mike "Wags" Wagner, Billions, Season 1: Naming Rights
Tagged: Opportunity, Horse Cock, Catherine the Great
“It's time for you folks to sharpen your pencils, and you better come back with one Traci Lords of an idea. And if you need that fucking defined, here it is: a barely legal, market-dominating, brilliant cocksucker of an idea.”
— Mike "Wags" Wagner, Billions, Billions Season 2: Risk Management
Tagged: Traci Lords, Ideas, Cocksucker, Brilliant
“You know those poison-tip arrows that certain tribes use that go through one guy and kill another? This might be like that — golden frog poison. I tried to smoke it once. Shaman jumped across the tent to stop me.”
— Mike "Wags" Wagner, Billions, Billions Season 2: Golden Frog Time
Tagged: When Your Drugs Are Actually Poisons
“The Quants. Since 1602, when the Dutch East India company first offers shares to the public, smart, highly trained mathematicians have tried without success to solve that market.”
— Mike "Wags" Wagner, Billions, Season 3: A Generation Too Late
Tagged: Wall Street Quotes, Wall Street, Finance, TV Show Quotes
“Why should I trust you to do anything other than point me to the nearest avocado toast?”
— Mike "Wags" Wagner, Billions, Season 3: The Wrong Maria Gonzalez
Tagged: Don't Trust You, insults, Insulting Someone That Has Not Earned Your Trust Yet
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