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Mike Chadway Quotes
Total quotes: 7
Mike Chadway
Fictional Character
Total quotes: 7
“Rule number one never criticize. Men are incapable of growth, change or progress. For men self-improvement ends at toilet training. ”
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Dating Tips, Dating Rules
“Rule number two, laugh at whatever he says. A fake laugh is like a fake orgasm. ”
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Dating Tips, Dating Rules
“You have to be two people. The saint and the sinner. The librarian and the stripper.”
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Dating Tips, Dating Rules
“So there you have it. Never assume a girl is easy or assume she's a prude. There are many layers in between, and it's your job, gentlemen, to peel back those layers and figure out exactly what type of woman you're dealing with.”
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Dating Tips, Dating Rules
“But you want a relationship, then here's how you get one: It's called a Stairmaster. Get on it, and get skinny...and get some trashy lingerie while you're at it...because at the end of the day, all we're interested in is looks. And no one falls in love with your personality at first sight.”
Tagged:
Dating Tips, Dating Rules
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