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Matt Hubbard Quotes

Total quotes: 29
“I tried a meditation class at the Y once, but all I could think about was not farting.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Oceanside
Tagged: medication, Class, Fart, Embarrassment
“You've got to tell the universe what you want so it will know what to give back to you.”
— Sharon, Forever, Season 1: June
Tagged: Universe, Needs, Give Back
“I'm sorry I'm a real woman and not some oversexed New York nympho like those sluts on Everybody Loves Raymond”
— Liz Lemon, 30 Rock, Season 5: Reaganing
Tagged: Real woman, Oversexed, nympho, Everybody Loves Raymond
“Every relationship needs a peacekeeper.”
— Oscar, Forever, Season 1: Another Place
Tagged: Love, Relationship, Peace, Peace Keeper
“I have to talk to Rachel Maddow. Only one of us can have this haircut”
— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Season 5: Reaganing
Tagged: Rachel Maddow, only one, haircut, talk
“You weren't the problem. I was. It was just a lot easier to blame you.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Goodbye Forever
Tagged: Problem, Blame, Easy Choice
“Obviously I care about her a lot, but she keeps confusing me with this ridiculous notion that 'sex' and 'love' are somehow connected.”
— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Season 3: Larry King
Tagged: Sex, Love, Confusion
“Lemon, you will go and show that Kelsey Winthrop that the ugly duckling has turned into...a vaguely ethnic swan.”
— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Season 3: Reunion
Tagged: Ugly Duckling, Swan, Vaguely Ethnic
“How are children out in this weather? Their parents should be put in jail.”
— Oscar, Forever, Season 1: Together Forever
Tagged: Children, Weather, Jail, cold
“We had some good times on that couch. Sorry, it sounded sexual. But I was most likely talking about when we played Uno.”
— Oscar, Forever, Season 1: The Lake House
Tagged: couch, sexual, Sex, Uno, Games
“Back in Stone Mountain, even the mayor had bedbugs. And she was a horse.”
— Kenneth Parcell, 30 Rock, Season 4: Audition Day
Tagged: bedbugs
“It has sex, lies, puberty, betrayal, relay races… 'MILF Island' reflects the drama of the human experience, and isn’t that the essence of art?”
— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Season 2: MILF Island
Tagged: Sex, Lies, Puberty, Betrayal, Drama, Human Experience, Art, Artistic Interpretation
“Miss Lemon, your eyes look like my uncle’s after he would drink from the air conditioner”
— Kenneth Parcell, 30 Rock, Season 2: MILF Island
Tagged: Eyes, look like, Uncle, Drink, Air Conditioners, Gross
“The real power isn’t here. It’s beyond here. It’s above it, but still working in conjunction with it.”
— Matt Hubbard, House of Cards, Season 5: Chapter 65
“We do the same things every single day, and I don't see it changing literally forever.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Another Place
Tagged: Routine, Boring, Forever
“A psychopath doesn't have a conscience. A sociopath knows what he's doing is wrong but does it anyway.”
— Dina Fox, Superstore, Season 1: Demotion
Tagged: Sociopath, Psychopath
“He pulled me into his Kia, and he said to me, 'Sandra take out your taters'.”
— Sandra Kaluiokalani, Superstore, Season 2: Rebranding
Tagged: Sandra From Superstore
“Jack: I’m warning you now that the entertainment division is gonna come under some very close scrutiny. The days of your wild coke parties are over.

Liz: Well, if by 'coke,' you mean 'sodas'...”
— Liz Lemon, 30 Rock, Season 3: Cutbacks
Tagged: Coke Parties, Office Parties, Cocaine, soda, Coca-Cola
“That’s fun, right? Instead of running everything, I’m going back to my old job. So the standards department is telling me you can only say 'cat anus' twice during the show, but I’m gonna fight for you. You can say it three times. Cat anus, cat anus, cat anus!”
— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Season 3: Reunion
Tagged: Cat Anus, Standards
“Oprah says you should always bring a gift, no matter the occasion.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Kase
Tagged: Oprah, Gift, Occasion
“It is disturbing the lengths you will go to avoid confrontation.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Another Place
Tagged: Disturbing , Bad at Confrontation , Confronting, Problems
“Where does the real power lie? The power behind the power...”
— Frank Underwood, House of Cards, Season 5: Chapter 65
Tagged: Power, Deep State
“Oscar: Have you ever been on a date before, Mark? 

Mark: I was failing math once, and the teacher made a smart girl come over and tutor me, and she was wearing a tight shirt, and I got a boner. Does that count? ”
— Mark Erickson, Forever, Season 1: Another Place
Tagged: Date, Love, Attraction, Math, Tutoring
“You know, if you ignore all the pomp and circumstance, the most perverse thing is I actually believe in the presidency. Its importance. What it means around the world, even symbolically. But I believe in power even more. For its own sake.”
— Frank Underwood, House of Cards, Season 5: Chapter 65
Tagged: Pomp, circumstance
“Let's get burgers. I bet they're really terrible.”
— Oscar, Forever, Season 1: Together Forever
Tagged: Burgers, terrible, Gross
“Sharon: This morning, I found you on your couch, sucking down your sippy cups of wine.

June: They are individual single pours because it's more efficient than opening a bottle. Oxygen is poison for wine. ”
— June, Forever, Season 1: June
Tagged: Wine, Drunk, Oxygen, Sippy Cups
“We should be pushing the limits. Exploring. Having orgies.”
— Kase, Forever, Season 1: Kase
Tagged: Limits, Exploring, Orgies
“Fuck you nut, I win this time.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Oceanside
Tagged: Nut, Win, champion
“Tate: Why does a pharmacist want to slum it as an assistant manager? I mean, is this a prank show? Is there a camera watching? Just truth is, I need a break. Have you ever held a dying man's hand in yours while you had to tell him that we don't accept rewards points for his medication? He literally died while I was holding his hand. 

Amy: I don't think that's true.”
— Tate Staskiewicz, Superstore, Season 1: Demotion
Tagged: The Tough Life of Being A Pharmacist
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