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Marshall Quotes

Total quotes: 16
“Love died. The love that made you all believe in love, that's dead now.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: Love, HIMYM, T.V Quotes
“I’ve never asked Lily to do anything ‘no questions asked’ because I never wanted to. She’s the love of my life. I never keep anything from her.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother Season 9
Tagged: HIMYM, T.V Quotes
“Yeah, I'm scared, ok? But when I think about spending the rest of my life with Lily. Committing forever with no other women, it doesn't scare me at all. I'm marrying that girl.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: HIMYM Quotes, T.V Quotes
“Lily: We're not going to Italy.

Marshall: Of course we are. Lily we have to do this. You're gonna live in Rome and you're gonna get your dream because you're giving me mine, again.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: HIMYM Quotes, T.V Quotes
“She's never seen Star Wars?! Ted, the only people in the universe who haven't seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars. And that's cause they lived them, Ted! That's cause they lived the Star Wars.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: HIMYM Quotes, T.V Quotes
“This is a pie chart describing my favorite bars. And this is a bar graph describing my favorite pies.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother: The Complete Series
Tagged: HIMYM Quotes, T.V Quotes
“You're gonna love the park buddy. It's a great place to meet chicks. Or dudes. Or both. Oh we love you no matter what!”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: HIMYM, T.V Quotes
“Being in a relationship is hard. And committing, making sacrifices it's hard. But if it's the right person, it's easy. Looking at that girl, and knowing she's all you really want out of life, that should be the easiest thing in the world/ And if it's not like that then she's not the one.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: HIMYM Quotes, Dating, Love, Relationships
“Paper cut...Death is all around us.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: HIMYM, T.V Quotes
“You have to let me dance my own battles!”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother: The Complete Series
Tagged: HIMYM Quotes
“Here's the thing, Barney. I'm snuggly. You're not. Who wouldn't want to snuggle up next to this business on a Sunday morning? Wrapped in comfort and it's raining outside and there's muffins warming in the oven. I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother: The Complete Series
Tagged: HIMYM Quotes, T.V Quotes
“I believe in you. I honor your body's wisdom. Your womb is a temple”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: HIMYM Quotes, T.V Quotes
“It's a little late but WHAT THE BALLS IS THIS?”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: HIMYM Quotes, T.V Quotes
“Hey I have given up peeing in the shower for you!”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: HIMYM Quotes
“It's fascinating how profoundly little I know about vaginas.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: HIMYM, T.V Show
“Lily, there are a million reasons why I love you. You make me laugh, you take care of me when I’m sick, you’re sweet, caring and you even created an egg dish and named it after me. She puts a little Italian dressing on the eggs before she cooks them, it’s called Eggs Marshall and it’s awesome. But the main reason is you’re my best friend, Lily. You’re the best friend I’ve ever had.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: HIMYM, TV Quotes
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