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Lori Beth Denberg Quotes

Total quotes: 18
“If it looks bad, smells bad, and tastes bad, then it might be... this old burrito!”
— Lori Beth Denberg, All That
Tagged: Nickelodeon, Nick, Teen Nick
“If you're on a first date, it's a bad idea to say, "So, what's the biggest loogie you've ever hocked up?”
— Lori Beth Denberg, All That
Tagged: Teen Nick, Nickelodeon
“Wearing perfume makes you smell nice, unless you're wearing a perfume called "Le Skunk, De Poop".”
— Lori Beth Denberg, All That
Tagged: Teen Nick, Nick
“If you're on a first date with somebody, never stick your finger in their spaghetti, twirl it and holler, 'Lookie date, I'm makin sketti circles.”
— Lori Beth Denberg, All That
Tagged: Nick, Nickelodeon
“If your bra is too tight, it's uncomfortable. If you're a boy and your bra is too tight, I'm uncomfortable.”
— Lori Beth Denberg, All That
Tagged: Nickelodeon, Nick, Teen Nick
“It's rude to walk up to an old person and say, "Hey, has your face always looked like that, or have you just been underwater for the last twenty years?”
— Lori Beth Denberg, All That
Tagged: All That, Teen Nick, Nick, Nickelodeon
“It's no fun to go to the dentist, especially if your dentist pushed you down a flight of stairs.”
— Lori Beth Denberg, All That
Tagged: Nickelodeon, Teen Nick, Nick
“It's rude to talk with your mouth full. It's even ruder to talk with a mouthful of baby squirrels.”
— Lori Beth Denberg, All That
Tagged: Nick, Teen Nick, Nickelodeon
“If you have a pizza delivered, it's nice to tip the pizza man a dollar. It's not nice to say, "Hey, thanks for the pizza...could you help me put it in my pants?”
— Lori Beth Denberg, All That
Tagged: Teen Nick, Nick
“It's nice to help your mom clean the kitchen. It's not nice to hit foreign people over the head with farm animals.”
— Lori Beth Denberg, All That
Tagged: Teen Nick, All That
“Girls, it's a bad idea to fill your bra with water and goldfish and then tell people you've invented the 'Double Cup Aquarium.”
— Lori Beth Denberg, All That
Tagged: Nickelodeon, Teen Nick, Nick
“It's easy to milk a cow. It's weird to milk a toothless hippie named Maurice.”
— Lori Beth Denberg, All That
Tagged: Nick, Teen Nick
“To get your teacher's attention, it's a bad idea to scream " Hey look over here you freakish animal”
— Lori Beth Denberg, All That
Tagged: Nickelodeon, Teen Nick
“It's not nice to buy a gallon of blue paint, wait till your mom falls asleep, paint her, and then say, "What's the matter, Mama? Feeling blue?”
— Lori Beth Denberg, All That
Tagged: Teen Nick, Nick
“Revenge is sweet- not as sweet as 10 pounds of sugar.”
— Lori Beth Denberg, All That
Tagged: Nick, Nickelodeon, Teen Nick
“You are what you eat. I am thirteen tacos and a stick of butter.”
— Lori Beth Denberg, All That
Tagged: Nickelodeon, Teen Nick, Nick
“At fine restaurants, it's considered rude to butter yourself.”
— Lori Beth Denberg, All That
Tagged: Nickelodeon
“If your phone rings, pick it up. If your butt rings, see a doctor.”
— Lori Beth Denberg, All That
Tagged: Nick, Nickelodeon, Teen Nick
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