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Lindsay Jillian

Lindsay Jillian Quotes

Total quotes: 5

Lindsay Jillian

character

Total quotes: 5

“I thought all English people were fancy, but these are like Alabama English people.”

— Lindsay Jillian, You're the Worst, Season 2: A Right Proper Story

Tagged: English People, Alabama, Rural Stereotypes, Redneck Stereotypes, Anti-Rural Prejudice

“Look at me. You knew it was a snake when you picked it up. You knew who I was. You don't get to act surprised now.”

— Lindsay Jillian, You're the Worst, Season 3: You Knew It Was a Snake

Tagged: Break Up

“I’m not a sidekick! I’m Beyoncé, not Kelly Rowland. If I’m on a motorcycle, I’m driving the motorcycle, not riding in that shitty little side motorcycle thingy for poor people and dogs.”

— Lindsay Jillian, You're the Worst, Season 1: Equally Dead Inside

Tagged: LOL, Narcissistic

“Why is it so hard to find someone to get close with?”

— Lindsay Jillian, You're the Worst, Season 4: There's Always a Back Door

Tagged: Social Anxiety, Alone, Friendless, Single, Looking For Love

“There comes a day when every relationship turns gross old and boring, like Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner… You go home tonight and you dress up real slutty and you do butt stuff with your boyfriend for all of us who let love die to become ordinary.”

— Lindsay Jillian, You're the Worst, Season 2: The Sweater People

Tagged: LOL, Sex Advice, Relationship Advice, Marriage

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