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Leon Phelps

Leon Phelps Quotes

Total quotes: 6

Leon Phelps

character

Total quotes: 6

“Listen, I was wandering. Can I ask you a question? Uh...was your father a meat burglar? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress.”

— Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man

Tagged: meat burglar, fine hams, ass

“I will probably begin with a very classy first line...something like: say, sweet thing, can I buy you a fish sandwich?”

— Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man

Tagged: fish sandwich

“Well, Lance, you're clearly gay. There's nothing really else to say about that. I think you all know that. And that's cool, but, you know, you were trying to oil me up and that's not really cool.”

— Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man

Tagged: gay, Homophobia

“My name is Leon Phelps, and to those of you that are uninitiated, I am an expert in the ways of love. I have made love to many fine ladies from the lowliest bus station skank to the classiest most sophisticated, educated, debutante, high society...bus station skank.”

— Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man

Tagged: Love, skank, Debutante

“How long have you been uhh nunnin' it up?”

— Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man

Tagged: celibacy

“So...you...don't want a fish sandwich?”

— Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man

Tagged: fish sandwich

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