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Jon

Jon Quotes

Total quotes: 6

Jon

Fictional Character

Total quotes: 6

“It's like, you get to a certain age and you stop being a writer who waits tables and you become a waiter with a hobby.”

— Jon, tick, tick… BOOM!

Tagged: writer, table, Hobby

“[being chased round my house by a murderer]

ME: PLEASE STOP THIS IS SENSELESS

MURDERER: What?

ME: [puts Fitbit on] Ok carry on”

— Jon

Tagged: Twitter, Funny Tweets

“The ticking is so loud now, I can't hear anything.”

— Jon, tick, tick… BOOM!

Tagged: ticking, Loud, Overwhelming

“Hey. Whatever happens next. I'm here. I promise.”

— Jon, tick, tick… BOOM!

Tagged: Promise, Here, Friendship

“Before a kiss, a girl talks differently. The conversation becomes that awkward filler talk because we're both wondering, 'Should I kiss him? Should I kiss her?' When serious talk stops, it's obvious we both want something to happen.”

— Jon, Kiss Me, You Fool!

Tagged: Kissing, Conversation, awkward

“‘I think Hillary will fuck up the country more. [Trump's] not a person of politics, he’s a guy like us. He’s a sexist, he might be a little be crazy and compulsive. But you know what? I’m like that. And I honestly see a lot of similarities.”

— Jon, Trump's supporters had one thing in common- and now she's gone

Tagged: Election 2016, Donald J. Trump

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