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Jim Gaffigan Quotes
Birthday: | July 7, 1966 |
Educated At: | Georgetown University |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Television Actor, Film Actor, Film Producer, Screenwriter, Actor |
Spouse: | Jeannie Gaffigan |
Total quotes: 12
Jim Gaffigan
BirthnameBirthday: July 7, 1966
Educated At: Georgetown University
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Film Producer, Screenwriter, Actor
Spouse: Jeannie Gaffigan
Total quotes: 12
“GOALS FOR MORNING:
Run
Clean up
Hang w/ kids
Workout
Write
Get organized
Respond to emails
Return calls
SO FAR:
Wrote this
About to nap”
Run
Clean up
Hang w/ kids
Workout
Write
Get organized
Respond to emails
Return calls
SO FAR:
Wrote this
About to nap”
Tagged:
mornings
“The first thing you notice when you go hiking is it’s a mistake. ‘Oh, we’re not walking anywhere in particular.’”
Tagged:
Nature Walk
“My friends don’t understand. ‘When do you watch? You have five kids.’ I ignore them. I can’t go to that recital. I’m re-watching West Wing.”
Tagged:
Binge-Watching, Television
“My wife is amazing. Even in the most stressful moments, I will catch her looking at me with an expression that could only be described as regret. But she’s Catholic, so there’s no quitting the team.”
Tagged:
wives, Catholic Guilt
“We’re totally equals. I mean, when we rent a car, I won’t let her drive. And that’s not sexism. I just don’t wanna die.”
Tagged:
wives
“Sometimes my phone rings, I look at it and I think: ‘This person better be calling to tell me their hands are chopped off.’ ‘I just wanted to hear your voice, Daddy.’ ‘Buy my album.'”
Tagged:
phone calls
“But what I didn’t realize is that ‘Mary Had a Little Lamb,’ in its day, was a huge hit. It was huge. It was like their ‘Uptown Funk.’ Which makes you wonder what was going on in the 1830s.”
Tagged:
Music History
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