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Jim Carrey Quotes

Total quotes: 40
“Your request is not unlike your lower intestine. Stinky and loaded with danger.”
— Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Tagged: Funny Moments, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“Never let your mind and your ego fill you with the fear of failure and turn you against your playful heart.”
— Jim Carrey, via twitter.com
Tagged: Motivational, Empowering, Inspirational, Living Fully, Life, Living Boldly
“[smashes a glass bottle and stuffs it into his mouth] Am I just eating because I am bored?”
— Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, Bored, eating
“ [catapults the red bag at the picture of Augustus] OOOHHH!! Sweet. [singing] Be it ever so heinous, there's no place like home…”
— Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, Heinous, No Place Like Home
“Good question aguado, first I establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bugs dick and became insanely jealous.”
— Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Tagged: Funny Moments, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“I wish you all freedom from past regrets, fear of the future and the illusion of time itself. Don't wait for a countdown.”
— Jim Carrey, via twitter.com
Tagged: Life, Freedom, wish for betterment of a person, freeing oneself, self-freedom, Empowering, Motivational
“No doubt, there are reasons for your worries, no one could dispute, but that doesn't make them any less useless. It's ok to let them go.”
— Jim Carrey, via twitter.com
Tagged: worries, worries in life, Living, living & surviving, letting go of worries, Living Boldly, Life, Inspirational, Motivational
“Holy testicle Tuesday! Hey maybe I'll give you a call some time. Your number still 9-1-1? Alrighty then.”
— Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Tagged: Funny Moments, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“Wealth and fame come from asserting your individuality. Peace comes from knowing there is no such thing.”
— Jim Carrey, via twitter.com
Tagged: Peace, Simplicity, simplicity in life, living simply, peaceful living, Living in peace, Life
“You can be American, Canadian, Isreali, or Iranian but no man can put a border around who you really are.”
— Jim Carrey, via twitter.com
Tagged: humans, human empowerment, Be yourself, Be Who You Are, self control, Self Care, Living, keep on doing what you want, Empowering, End of Nationhood
“You can feel anything at all, anything at all. You can feel it. Happy, sad, big or very small, anything at all is fine. It's you who is doing the feeling, and that makes it okay.”
— Jeff Pickles , Kidding, Season 1: Green Means Go
Tagged: Feeling, Appreciate Your Feelings
“All right, fine! I'm not talking to you anymore! In fact, I'm going to whisper! So that by the time my voice reverberates off the walls, and gets back to me, I won't be able to hear it.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Movies, talking, whispering, reverberaton
“And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast. They'll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But that's something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I'M SPEAKING IN RHYME!”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Movies, Speaking in Rhyme, Who-Ville, eating, Feat
“If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. I've..... got to mister.”
— Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Tagged: Funny Moments, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“[from trailer]
Ebenezer Scrooge: What do you want with me?

Jacob Marley: You will be haunted by three spirits.

Ebenezer Scrooge: I'd rather not.”
— Ebenezer Scrooge, Ghost of Christmas Past, Ghost of Christmas Present, Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come, A Christmas Carol
Tagged: Haunted, Fear
“[catching Bob applauding to Fred's speech] Let me hear one word out of you, Cratchit, and you can keep Christmas by losing your position!”
— Ebenezer Scrooge, Ghost of Christmas Past, Ghost of Christmas Present, Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come, A Christmas Carol
Tagged: Threat, You're Fired
“Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Wrong, improperly packaged
“I don't need nice. I don't need myself to be it, and I don't need anybody else to be it at me.”
— Joel Barish, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Tagged: Woman, Nice
“I tell you Max, I don't know why I ever leave this place. I've got all the company I need right here.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Movies, company, homebody, Solipsism
“Fred: A Merry Christmas to you, uncle!

Ebenezer Scrooge: Bah! Humbug... What reason have you to be merry? You're poor enough.

Fred: What reason have you to be so dismal? You're rich enough.

Ebenezer Scrooge: BAH! Humbug!”
— Ebenezer Scrooge, Ghost of Christmas Past, Ghost of Christmas Present, Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come, A Christmas Carol
Tagged: Bah Humbug, Merry Christmas, poor, rich
“[to Marley's ghost] There's more gravy about you than grave.”
— Ebenezer Scrooge, Ghost of Christmas Past, Ghost of Christmas Present, Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come, A Christmas Carol
Tagged: Ghost, gravy, grave
“HELP ME... I'm FEELING.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Help Me, Feeling, The Feels
“Be it ever so heinous, there's no place like home.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Heinous, No Place Like Home
“That is not a chew toy. You have no idea where it's been.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Chew Toy, germs
“No the guy with the rubber glove was surpringly gentle.”
— Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Tagged: Funny Moments, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“Ace Ventura Pet Detective. And you must be the Monopoly guy.”
— Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Tagged: Funny Moments, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“Ghost of the Future, I fear you more than any specter I have seen.”
— Ebenezer Scrooge, Ghost of Christmas Past, Ghost of Christmas Present, Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come, A Christmas Carol
Tagged: Ghost, Fear
“Oh. Bleeding hearts of the world UNITE.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Movies, Bleeding Hearts
“Woodstock: What's the password?

Ace Ventura: New England clam chowder.
 
Woodstock: Is that the red or the white?

Ace Ventura: Ah, I can never remember that. White.”
— Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Tagged: Funny Moments, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“Joel: I can't see anything that I don't like about you.

Clementine: But you will! But you will. You know, you will think of things. And I'll get bored with you and feel trapped because that's what happens with me.

Joel: Okay.

Clementine: Okay.”
— Joel Barish, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Tagged: Love, trapped
“What's that stench? It's fantastic.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Stench, fantastic
“But what would I wear?”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes
“It's because I'm green, isn't it?”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Green
“All right, you're a reindeer. Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We'll improvise... just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You HATE Christmas! You're gonna steal it. Saving Christmas is a lousy ending, way too commercial. ACTION!”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, reindeer, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
“I was on Prozac for a long time. It may have helped me out of a jam for a little bit, but people stay on it forever. I had to get off at a certain point because I realized that, you know, everything's just okay. You need to get out of bed every day and say that life is good. That's what I did, although at times it was very difficult for me.”
— Jim Carrey, Cara Delevingne and 17 other celebrities speak honestly about their mental health battles
Tagged: Mental Health Awareness, Depression
“And then all the noise. All the noise, noise, noise, NOISE! They'll bang on tong-tinglers, blow their foo-flounders, they'll crash on jang-jinglers, and bounce on boing-bounders! (Then Who's young and old will sit down to a feast, and they'll feast and they'll feast.) [while jumping angrily] And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast! They'll eat their Who pudding and rare Who roast beast! It's something I cannot stand in the least. [realizing what he's said] Oh, noǃ I'M SPEAKING IN RHY-YME! AAAHHHH! BLAST YOU, WHOS! [sobs]”
— Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, Noise, Pudding
“ [screams] Nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there...on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it! [opens his schedule] '4:00; Wallow in self-pity, 4:30; Stare into the abyss, 5:00; Solve world hunger.' Tell no one. '5:30; (Jazz and exercise, or a.k.a.) Jazzercise. 6:30; Dinner with me.' I can't cancel that again. '7:00; Wrestle with myself loathing…' I'm booked! Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness… but what would I wear?”
— Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, Jazzercize, schedule
“The Grinch: I tell you Max, I don't know why I ever leave this place. I've got all the company I need right here. [indicates himself…shouts] Hello?

Echo: Hello.

The Grinch: How are you?

Echo: How are you?

The Grinch: I asked you first.

Echo: I asked you first.

The Grinch: Oh right, that's REALLY mature, saying exactly what I say.

Echo: ...Saying exactly what I say.

The Grinch: I'm an idiot!

Echo: You're an idiot!

The Grinch: [whispering] All right, fine! I'm not talking to you anymore! In fact, I'm going to whisper! So that by the time my voice reverberates off the walls, and gets back to me, I won't be able to hear it. [pause]

Echo: You're an idiot!”
— Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, Echo Game, Real Mature, Idiot
“[after Max scared off some teen Whos] Well done, Max! Serves them right, those yuletide-loving...sickly-sweet, nog-sucking cheer mongers! I really don't like 'em. Mm-mm. No, I don't. [eats an onion] MAX! [Max whimpers] Get my cloak. [Max runs back inside] I've been much too tolerant of these Who-venile delinquents, and their innocent, victim-less pranks. [rubs his pits with the onion] So, they wanna get to know me, do they? [throws away the onion] They want to spend a little quality time with the Grinch. [turns to the camera] I guess I could use a little...social interaction.”
— Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, body odor, Pranks
“That's what it's all about, isn't it? That's what it's always been about. Gifts, gifts... gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I'm saying? In your garbage. I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump. And the avarice. The avarice never ends! 'I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue.' Look, I don't wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is...”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Movies, gifts, CHristmas Gifts, Avarice
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