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Jessica Jones Quotes

Total quotes: 19
“Summer in New York City. It's hot. It's humid. And everyone's just a little more pissed-off than usual.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 4
Tagged: Summer, Humidity, New York City
“I wish I had a Mother of the Year award so I could bludgeon you with it.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA Sin Bin
Tagged: Mother of the Year
“Okay, you are the most full of shit lawyer I've ever met, and I think we should stop and appreciate the magnitude of that statement.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's The Defenders, Season 1: Worst Behavior
Tagged: Sassy, Lawyer, Funny, amusing, Witty, Insult, Full of Shit, Insulting, Superhero
“A poodle doesn't show its belly to a pit bull if it doesn't want its guts ripped out.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 5
Tagged: Poodle, Pit Bull, Cops
“They say everyone's born a hero. But if you let it, life will push you over the line until you're the villain. Problem is, you don't always know that you've crossed that line.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA Smile
Tagged: Hero, villain
“Malcolm: You're a good person, Jessica Jones.

Jessica: You're high.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA It's Called Whiskey
Tagged: You're High
“Jeri Hogarth: You need to pull yourself together. You are coming across distinctly paranoid.


Jessica: Everyone keeps saying that. It's like a conspiracy.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA 99 Friends
Tagged: Conspiracy, Paranoid
“Jessica: I prefer repression.

Malcolm: And self-medication.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA You're a Winner
Tagged: Self-Medication, Repression
“You're a deranged prick. You've never loved anyone in your repulsive life.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA Top Shelf Perverts
Tagged: insults, Deranged
“That thing that attacked me is your mom? I hope they lock her up and melt the key down for bullets.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 10
Tagged: Revenge, Incarceration
“The line keeps moving and i keep stepping over it. How far is too far? and will there ever be a way back?”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 6
Tagged: The Line, Going Too Far
“It's 5 o’clock somewhere and I need to update my resume. Would you put ‘day drinking’ under experience or special abilities?”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA The Sandwich Saved Me
Tagged: Day Drinking
“I’m not a killer. I’m not you. I’m not my mother. I can control myself. Which means I’m more powerful than you ever were.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 11
Tagged: Humblebragging, killers, Composure
“ John Raymond : There's nowhere to go. They'll find me. They'll they'll hurt me. 


Jessica Jones : To be honest, if you hurt my friend, I'm gonna hurt you worse.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's The Defenders, Season 1: Mean Right Hook
Tagged: Revenge, Payback, nowhere to go
“Luke Cage: Lot of booze for such a small woman.

Jessica Jones: I don't get asked on a lot of second dates.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA Ladies Night
Tagged: Alcoholism, Second Dates
“Humanity sucks and they don't deserve saving.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA I've Got the Blues
Tagged: Misanthropy
“You can't improve on an asshole by making it bigger.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA Take a Bloody Number
Tagged: asshole
“You have often needed protection from your vagina.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 3
“ Hey, you drive a Porsche, you can afford another Porsche.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 12
Tagged: Porsche, Affluence
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