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Jeff Goldblum Quotes

Total quotes: 13
“[looking at a huge mound of dinosaur feces] That is one big pile of shit.”
— Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Tagged: Shit, feces, dinosaur feces
“[seeing the dinosaurs for the first time] You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.”
— Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Tagged: Triumph
“[holding cigar] It's funny, I always thought these things were gonna kill me.”
— David Levinson, Independence Day
Tagged: Cigars, Lung Cancer
“Dr. Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.

Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.”
— Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Tagged: God, Dinosaurs, Women
“Dr. Ellie Sattler: So, what are you thinking?

Dr. Alan Grant: We're out of a job.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Don't you mean extinct?”
— Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Tagged: unemployed, Extinct
“Captain Steven Hiller: I ain't heard no fat lady!

David Levinson: Forget the fat lady. You're obsessed with fat lady. Just get us out of here!”
— David Levinson, Independence Day
Tagged: It ain't over til the fat lady sings
“[as they pass through the gigantic park gates] What have they got in there, King Kong?”
— Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Tagged: king kong
“God help us, we're in the hands of engineers.”
— Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Tagged: engineers
“Boy, do I hate being right all the time!”
— Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Tagged: Being Right
“Dr. Alan Grant: [watching Gennaro jump out of the tour car and sprint to the Port-A-Potty at the sight of the T-Rex] Well, where does he think he's going?

Dr. Ian Malcolm: When you gotta go, you gotta go.”
— Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Tagged: urinary incontinence, port-a-potty, Public Urination
“ [while being chased by the T-Rex] Must go faster.”
— Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Tagged: faster, Fight or Flight, Fear
“I do love dogs.”
— Jeff Goldblum, Jeff Goldblum Plays With Puppies While Answering Fan Questions
Tagged: Dogs, celebs
“Dr. Alan Grant: You got any kids?

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Me? Oh, hell yeah, three. I love kids. Anything at all can and does happen. Same with wives, for that matter.

Dr. Alan Grant: You're married?

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Occasionally. Yeah, I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm.”
— Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Tagged: kids, wives, married, divorced
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