James Breakwell
Birthname
Total quotes: 35
“5-year-old: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
5: Me.
Me: That's not a good joke.
5: Neither are yours.”
Me: Who's there?
5: Me.
Me: That's not a good joke.
5: Neither are yours.”
“Wife: What's wrong?
Me: If reindeer only live where it snows, why aren't they called snow deer?
Wife: I don't know why I talk to you.”
Me: If reindeer only live where it snows, why aren't they called snow deer?
Wife: I don't know why I talk to you.”
Tagged:
Husband and Wife, Parents
“[pig loses a baby tooth]
5-year-old: Now the tooth fairy will come!
Me: I don't think the tooth fairy comes for pigs.
5: She does, but the money goes to me.”
5-year-old: Now the tooth fairy will come!
Me: I don't think the tooth fairy comes for pigs.
5: She does, but the money goes to me.”
Tagged:
Children, kids, humor, Adorable, tooth fairy, children's imagination, Own World, Imagination
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