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Issa Dee Quotes

Total quotes: 17
“I'm just saying why can't black men explore their sexuality without being labeled as gay or bi or whatever?”
— Issa Dee, Insecure, Season 1: Guilty as F**k
Tagged: back men, sexuality, Labels, LGBTQ, gay, Bi, experiment, Explore
“Do you want your man or not? Do you know your plans or not? You gon' back home or not? You gon' claim your throne or not? Is you Khaleesi? Or that other bitch whose name I don't remember?”
— Issa Dee, Insecure, Season 1: Messy as F**k
Tagged: Khaleesi, Game of Thrones, Pop Culture, TV, Rap, plans, throne, Queen, humor
“Granted, having sex with me isn't amazing, but it's like, 'Huh... Okay. Yeah, I'm satisfied. I'd do that again.'”
— Issa Dee, Insecure, Season 2: Hella Blows
Tagged: Sex, Amazing, Satisfied, humor, Self-Depricating, joke
“Ken: Why don’t more of them swim?

Issa: Slavery.”
— Issa Dee, Insecure, Season 1: Racist as F**k
Tagged: Slavery, Black, Swim, Children, humor, beach, Sassy, Snarky
“Molly: And I thought you said you didn't want him back.

Issa: Bitch, of course I want my man back. What the fuck? I was lying.”
— Issa Dee, Insecure, Season 2: Hella Great
Tagged: Dating, Relationships, break ups, lying, Saving Face, Sassy
“Lawrence: I'm sorry for not being who you expected me to be. Who I expected me to be.

Issa: When you were going through what you were going through, I just didn't know how to handle it.”
— Issa Dee, Insecure, Season 2: Hella Perspective
Tagged: break ups, bittersweet, Sad, Expectations, Cheating, Closure, Confessions
“Tiffany: I taste stone fruit.

Molly: And a little bit of pepper.

Issa: I taste wine.”
— Issa Dee, Insecure, Season 1: Broken as F**k
Tagged: Fruit, Pepper, Wine, Wine-Tasting, Alcohol, humor, joke, Snarky
“Listen here, you gent, Columbus motherfucker. If you don't stay the fuck away... I don't know why I told you about this neighborhood because y'all take everything! Can we have anything?! Leave!”
— Issa Dee, Insecure, Season 1: Real as F**k
Tagged: Columbus, Race, racism, Gentrification, Gent, Neighborhood
“Molly: Okay, so I don't need your side-eye.

Issa: ...It's front-eye.”
— Issa Dee, Insecure, Season 3: Better-Like
Tagged: Side-Eye, shade, shady, Front-Eye, Sassy, Snarky
“Black women aren’t bitter, they’re just tired of being expected to settle for less.”
— Issa Dee, Insecure, Season 1: Insecure as F**k
Tagged: Black Women, Women Of Color, Bitter, Tired, settle, Race
“Issa: Why you assuming I like Drake?

Daniel: Every black girl that went to college likes Drake.

Issa: He just really gets us.”
— Issa Dee, Insecure, Season 1: Insecure as F**k
Tagged: Drake, Black Women, Women Of Color, Pop Culture, College, humor
“ Molly: Chrissy Teigen has a dope-ass cookbook.

Issa: Are you in the kitchen? Please get the fuck out.”
— Issa Dee, Insecure, Season 1: Guilty as F**k
Tagged: explicit, swearing, kitchen, Cooking, chrissy teigen, Pop Culture, celebrity, Cookbook, Insult, Rude, humor
“Molly: How did the kids find it in the first place?

Issa: Daniel! He was talking about what a great rapper that I was and the kids must have Googled me. Stupid smart as fuck researching ass kids.”
— Issa Dee, Insecure, Season 1: Shady as F**k
Tagged: Rap, kids, Rapper, Google, The internet, humor
“My ho-tation. I make the rules. Get in my line-up.”
— Issa Dee, Insecure, Season 2: Hella Blows
Tagged: Ho, rotation, Rules, line-up, Bossy, Control, Relationships, Dating
“I'm a liar, sweetie, I cheat on niggas, too. Probably shouldn't trust me or I'll hurt your feelings, boo. I don't wanna be here, but my ex won't take me back, so my broke ass is here, small talkin' over apps. I'm so dead inside, nigga, I cry every day. You should get the check and here's the tip — run away!”
— Issa Dee, Insecure, Season 2: Hella Great
Tagged: Rap, Rapper, Ex, break ups, Dating, Liar, Cheater, cry
“Go for it, go for it, go! Ho for it, ho for it, ho!”
— Issa Dee, Insecure, Season 2: Hella Open
Tagged: Rap, go for it, Ho, hook ups, Relationships, Encouragement, humor
“Have you noticed, Molly, that the common denominator in all your ‘can’t find a man’ bullshit is you? Yeah, let’s do the nigga rundown, Molly. One minute he’s too thirsty, the next minute he’s too distant. The next he’s too gay. And then when you find someone you actually like, you ruin it by doing too fucking much. You act like finding someone is supposed to be some sort of fairytale, but it’s not. You’re impossible to please.”
— Issa Dee, Insecure, Season 1: Real as F**k
Tagged: romance, Relationships, Dating, explicit, swearing, Fairytale, Unrealistic Expectations, Insult, Rude, real
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