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Ice Cube Quotes

Total quotes: 17
“When I'm talking to him, I'm talking to him. When I say 'shut the fuck up,' I'm talking to you.”
— Captain Dickson, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: shut up, insults
“They’re teenagers, man. They’re really stupid, so you should blend right in.”
— Captain Dickson, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: teenagers, Stupid
“If any of my officers are caught giving alcohol to minors, they’ll find themselves in prison with a snorkel duct taped to their mouth, and me shitting down that snorkel!”
— Captain Dickson, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Minors, underage drinking
“Look, we cousins and everything, but don't be hooking me up with the *little* sister that's bigger than the *big* sister!”
— Craig Jones, Next Friday
Tagged: hookups, little sister, Big Sister
“Day-Day: I got the BGs.

Craig Jones: What's the BGs?

Day-Day: The bubble guts, I'm nervous and I'm bout to shit on myself.”
— Craig Jones, Next Friday
Tagged: bubble guts, Shit
“Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!”
— Captain Dickson, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Korea, jesus
“[discussion about Day-Day's ex]

Craig Jones: Psycho, huh? She must be worst than Left Eye from TLC or somethin'.

Day-Day: Yeah, well, this fat bitch ain't burnin'!”
— Craig Jones, Next Friday
Tagged: fat, Bitch, Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez, TLC, psycho
“Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know and he always wore his seat belt”
— Ice Cube, Ice Cube, Kevin Hart And Conan Help A Student Driver - CONAN on TBS
Tagged: Ice Cube, Driving
“Craig Jones: [in Craig's hallucination showing Karla giving him a lap dance] You heard of El Nino?

Karla Joker: [Speaking seductively] Yeah...

Craig Jones: This is El Negro. Come on down here and let me tap that ass.”
— Craig Jones, Next Friday
Tagged: El Nino, El Negro, Tap That Ass
“Fortunately for you two, we’re reviving a canceled undercover police program from the eighties, and revamping it for modern times. You see the guys in charge of this stuff lack creativity and are completely out of ideas. So all they do now is recycle shit from the past and expect us all not to notice.”
— Captain Dickson, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Movie Remake, Breaking The Fourth Wall
“Shit, nigga had me scared, but I held my own, fuck that.”
— Pinky, Next Friday
Tagged: Shit, Nigga, Scared, Fuck
“Mr. Jones: Now Craig, it's gonna be different living out here. Don't let your uncle or your cousin get you in any shit. Now you hear me?

Craig Jones: Pops, I'm grown now, can't nobody get me in trouble no more.

Mr. Jones: Well, I'm glad you said that son, but since you grown, don't bring your black ass back home.”
— Craig Jones, Next Friday
Tagged: Shit, black ass
“Pinky: [sobbing] Day-Day...is this your cousin?

Day-Day: [worried] Yeah, that's my cousin...

Pinky: Good, 'cause you're fired!

Day-Day: Who, me?

Pinky: And Roach, you're fired, too! [Roach and Day-Day chattering] Oh, I heard that! Say it again! Say it again! [looks at Craig] I was just about to bust a cap in your ass. Give me back my motherfucking pistol. Fuck out my store.”
— Pinky, Next Friday
Tagged: cousin, You're Fired, motherfucking, pistol
“Deebo: Here come that dog truck. Shut your mouth! We about to fade to black.

Craig Jones: [as Craig notices Deebo standing in front of the truck] Daddy, stop!

[Mr. Jones screams]

Deebo: Get your punk-ass out of the car Craig, this is the rematch! Get out of the car!

Craig Jones: Punch it!

Tyrone: [as Mr. Jones drives away] Deebo! Help!

Craig Jones: Fake-ass Suge Knight!

Deebo: [yelling out before kicking his brother in the stomach] You know I gonna find you and when I do, I'm gonna put my foot up in your ass! [Looking down at his brother] Man, get up!

Tyrone: Damn! Man, I'm tired. I'm goin to mommy's house.

Deebo: [pulling him by the chain on his leg] Come on!

Tyrone: [Yelling at Deebo] No! No!

Mr. Jones: [on the way to Rancho Cucamonga] Did you see That! Those two niggas were acting like pit bull dogs!”
— Craig Jones, Next Friday
Tagged: fake-ass, Suge Knight, Nigga, Pit Bulls
“Pinky: [points a gun to Craig's head] Don't move! Or I'll blow your goddamn head smooth off. Now back up. Slowly! Don't say a word.

Craig Jones: But I was jus...

Pinky: [cuts Craig off] I said don't say a word!

Pinky: [giggles] Little muthafucka gonna try and rob me. Well I'm-a show you how we do it here in Pinky's *noogah*.

Craig Jones: I wasn't trying to...

Pinky: [cuts Craig off] Shut up! Before I bust a cap in yo' ass. Now what'chu been done wit' Day-Day and Roach?

Craig Jones: Day-Day is my peep...

Pinky: [cuts Craig off] Shut up! Now who sent you, nigga?

Craig Jones: Nobody sen...

Pinky: [cuts Craig off] Shut the fu...Did I say…Ohhh, nigga! I'll...oh, shit! Say something! Say something else, nigga! I'm-a tie yo' monkey ass up.”
— Pinky, Next Friday
Tagged: motherfucking, Death Threats, Nigga
“Day-Day: [shaking hands with Roach] I've knew we've never will be together forever, you're a cool Puerto Rican dude.

Baby Joker: Falta feria, güey.

Joker: ¡QUE! [Looks at Day-Day and Roach] ¡PINCHES HIJOS DE PUTA, CABRONES!

Day-Day: What?

Joker: We're saying, you're fucked ese! You're staying with us!

Day-Day: Aw, man.

Joker: Baby Joker, get the duct tape homes.

Baby Joker: Orale, carnal.

Joker: It's on my bed homes, I was using it earlier.

Day-Day: Shit, man!

Lil Joker: [Talking to the girls] Hey and you, got put your clothes back on, all right!”
— Joker, Next Friday
Tagged: Kidnapping, Fucked, Puerto Rican
“Craig Jones: What's that smell?

Mr. Jones: Must be your upper lip, son, I don't smell nothing.

Craig Jones: Ew, I do! It smell like you didn't fall in no mud!

Mr. Jones: [while spraying air freshener] Just use some of this spray, son.

Craig Jones: Aw, too much! [Trying to get the window open] What's wrong with this window?

Mr. Jones: It's broken, remind me to get it fixed.

Craig Jones: [Struggling to get the window open] Damn!”
— Craig Jones, Next Friday
Tagged: Smell, feces, air freshener
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