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'Howling Mad' Murdock Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“Did you ever see a hearse go by and think that someday you'd surely die? They put you in a little box and cover you over with dirt and rocks.”
— 'Howling Mad' Murdock, The A-Team, Season 1: A Small and Deadly War
Tagged: Mortality, Hearse
“I'm Bogey the B— [Bogey gets his head shot off by gorillas] Oh, you'll be sorry you did that! [opens up fire with a large machine gun]”
— 'Howling Mad' Murdock, The A-Team, Season 2: Diamonds 'n Dust
Tagged: Revenge
“Murdock: [from inside padded cell] TRAAAAASH BAGS! I want TRAAAAASH BAGS! I want 'em! I want 'em!!

Psychiatrist: [To guard] Do we have any trash bags? Maybe he'll put his head inside and suffocate.”
— 'Howling Mad' Murdock, The A-Team, Season 1: Pros and Cons
Tagged: padded cell, Psychiatry, Mental Illness
“[Murdock is being shown Rorschach ink blots by a prison psychiatrist. The first picture is a butterfly]
Murdock: Tractor.

Psychiatrist: You don't really see a tractor, do you, Murdock?

Murdock: [smiles] You're right. I was just guessing.

Psychiatrist: Well, don't guess. What does it look like?

Murdock: Ink. It looks like ink. See, I have done this most of my life off and on and I don't see nothin', so I just guess.

Psychiatrist: It looks like a butterfly, don't it? See, there's the wings and there's the head.

Murdock: Hey, yeah. Yeah! I see that. Yeah, it's a butterfly!

Psychiatrist: Good. Butterfly. Now what is this?
[Psychiatrist puts another picture on the table.]

Murdock: Garbage bag. Empty garbage bag.
[Psychiatrist rolls eyes and motions for the guard to take Murdock away.]

Murdock: I'd like a trash bag, please, if you have one. I really could use a trash bag.”
— 'Howling Mad' Murdock, The A-Team, Season 1: Pros and Cons
Tagged: Psychiatry, Rorschach tests
“Cop: 'Course you realize when we run these prints through we are gonna find out who you guys are.

Hannibal: I told you before, we're ballet dancers.

Face: That guy over at Doc's is our choreographer.

Hannibal: Yeah, we had a nasty audience. I don't think they liked our 'pas de deux.' Opened up on us from the first row with a .50-caliber machine gun.”
— 'Howling Mad' Murdock, The A-Team, Season 1: Black Day at Bad Rock
Tagged: fingerprints, ballet dancers, choreographer, pas de deux
“Murdock: TRAAAAAASH BAGS! I want TRAAAAAASH BAGS! [gets one and stops shouting]

Psychiatrist: We give him one, and he shuts up for a couple of hours.

Face: Hmmm. Interesting. If I could talk to him, I might be able to determine if it's a genuine neurotic fixation or if our boy is trying to section eight his way into the soft walls of a prison psych ward.

Psychiatrist: I sure would appreciate that. None of us can get any sleep around here.”
— 'Howling Mad' Murdock, The A-Team, Season 1: Pros and Cons
Tagged: Mental Illness, neurotic
“Murdock: Oh wow! You went to Hamburger Heaven! Home of Captain Bellybuster, America's Hero. Did ya get me a Bellybustin' Surprise Pack Hannibal, didja didja didja?

Hannibal: Ah, sorry Murdock. But...with 6 Tummy Tingler malts, look what you get free!

Murdock: A Captain Bellybuster cap! Out of the Blue I'm coming at you. Super Nutritious and Super Delicious!”
— 'Howling Mad' Murdock, The A-Team, Season 1: Till Death Do Us Part
Tagged: Fast Food, Hunger
“B.A.: We're offline Hannibal, all four mics are dead!

Hannibal: [from behind a newspaper] Looks like they found them.

Face: Great, that means we've lost the edge. Up against guys like these that, that doesn't make me feel too good.
[Murdock opens his mouth to say something]

B.A.: Shut up, Murdock! Shut up!... I told you this plan stinks!”
— 'Howling Mad' Murdock, The A-Team, Season 1: A Small and Deadly War
Tagged: plan, foiled
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