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Hal Larson

Hal Larson Quotes

Total quotes: 3

Hal Larson

Total quotes: 3

“[after Rosemary's weight crushed a chair]
Hal: Jesus Christ! What the hell's wrong with this chair? What's this shit made out of, anyway?

Restaurant Manager: Uhh... Steel.”

— Hal Larson, Shallow Hal

Tagged: Fat-Shaming

“Hal: So what do you weigh, like 110? 115?

Rosemary: [sarcastically] Which one of my butt cheeks are you talking about?”

— Hal Larson, Shallow Hal

Tagged: Fat-Shaming

“Tony Robbins: Hal, don't you think you're being a bit shallow here in the way you look at women?

Hal: Well, no! You know, I'd like her to be into culture and shit, too.

Tony Robbins: Ok Hal, hypothetical situation; Which do you prefer, a girlfriend missing one breast or half a brain?

Hal: Hmmm, toughie. What about the remaining breast? Is it big?”

— Hal Larson, Shallow Hal

Tagged: Fat-Shaming, shallow, Objectification

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