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Gretchen Cutler Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“Well, as my Grandma used to say, it's only a walk of shame if you're capable of feeling shame.”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 1: Keys Open Doors
Tagged: Shameless, one-night stand, Slut Shaming, Sex Advice
“If 'I love you' is like a promise, it's just a promise to try real hard. It doesn't mean you can't fail.”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 3: Try Real Hard
Tagged: Commitment Issues, I Love You, Relationships
“ Improv is the lowest form of comedy. That whole school of yours is just a bunch of actors so janky-looking, no one will write lines for them, so you have to make them up yourself.”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 2: There Is Not Currently a Problem
Tagged: Improv, comedy
“You're what this town calls a tweener. You're not hot enough to be the lead, and not fat enough to be the funny friend.”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 2: There Is Not Currently a Problem
Tagged: Tweener, fat, Skinny, Hot
“The patriarchy somehow convinced us that visible panty lines were unacceptable, so now I've just grown accustomed to the feeling of a fabric rope against my actual asshole all day.”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 2: Crevasses
Tagged: LMAO, Underwear, Beauty Standards, patriarchal society, Beauty Industry
“Gretchen: You know, after I cleaned the fries off your face and put you to bed, you said something to me that was pretty dark.

Jimmy: Don't tell me.

Gretchen: Okay. I won't. [pause] I love you, too.”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 2: The Heart Is a Dumb Dumb
Tagged: dark, I Love You
“Ew, books are gross.”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 3: The Last Sunday Funday
Tagged: Anti-Reading, Illiteracy, Gross, Books
“You know this is the best time, right? It is all downhill from here, for real. I mean, you do get hotter, and get to do or eat whatever you want, and that’s awesome, but things are new right now. And you feel things so hard and that is beautiful.”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 4: Not a Great Bet
Tagged: Youth, Growing Pains, Enjoy Your Life, Teenage life
“No, seriously, Jimmy, I feel such empathy for you, being a writer. I mean, everyone feels sorry for kids forced to work in the diamond mines in Sierra Leone, but where is the telethon for the noble writer? Bravely drinking coffee, spilling his blood to get his feelings out, filling two, maybe three whole pages before his heroic effort is cut short by the desire to watch Internet porn or get a snack! All of you! Sucking the air out of the room with your self-pity-riddled non-problems!”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 2: There Is Not Currently a Problem
Tagged: Sierra Leone, Writers, Coffee, Internet Porn
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