People
Fred Mertz

Fred Mertz Quotes

Total quotes: 4

Fred Mertz

character

Total quotes: 4

“Ricky Ricardo: Lucy's acting crazy!

Fred Mertz: Crazy for Lucy or crazy for ordinary people?”

— Fred Mertz, I Love Lucy, Season 1: Lucy Thinks Ricky Is Trying to Murder Her

Tagged: crazy crazy, regular crazy

“Fred Mertz: You don't think she's a kleptomaniac, do you?

Ricky Ricardo: No, I think she just steals.”

— Fred Mertz, I Love Lucy, Season 1: The Marriage License

Tagged: Kleptomaniac, synonyms

“Ricky Ricardo: She seems to have some idea that I'm going to kill her.

Fred Mertz: That doesn't mean anything. Sooner or later, every married woman decides that her husband wants to kill her. She's usually right.”

— Fred Mertz, I Love Lucy, Season 1: Lucy Thinks Ricky Is Trying to Murder Her

Tagged: Murder, Bad Marriage, murder fantasy

“Some people build model airplanes. Ethel reads postcards.”

— Fred Mertz, I Love Lucy, Season 1: Drafted

Tagged: Hobbies, postcards, insults

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