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Eric Foreman Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“God, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Carnation Instant Bitch?”
— Eric Foreman, That '70s Show, Season 4: Bye-Bye Basement
Tagged: breakfast, Morning, carnation, Instant, Diss
“Laurie: Oh, I like to date around.

Eric: [coughs] Slut!

Kitty: Bless you.

Eric: Thanks, Mom.”
— Eric Foreman, That '70s Show, Season 1: The Best Christmas Ever
Tagged: Date, Insult, Parent Moments
“I'm not that drunk... I just can't walk or see... Man, that was a great party.”
— Eric Foreman, That '70s Show, Season 3: Hyde's Christmas Rager
Tagged: Drunk, Walk, party, see
“If you can see a future for yourself without me, and that doesn't, like, break your heart, then we're not doing what I thought we're doing here and you know what? Maybe we shouldn't even be together at all!”
— Eric Foreman, That '70s Show, Season 3: The Promise Ring
Tagged: Future, heart breaking, Relationship, break ups
“Jackie: No way, Fez I can’t believe you finally lost your virginity.

Eric: Wait, this isn’t like the time you bought a hamster, named it Virginity and then lost it, is it?”
— Eric Foreman, That '70s Show, Season 5: Whole Lotta Love
Tagged: Sex, lost virginity, hamster, lost
“Do you know how many cool guys live in New York? There's like... Lou Reed, man!”
— Eric Foreman, That '70s Show, Season 1: Punk Chick
Tagged: Cool Guys, New York, Lou Reed
“You dance with Mary Jane, you get your toes stepped on. That's right. Consequences, my friend. Yeah, consequences. Now my car's gone and Red's high as a kite.”
— Eric Foreman, That '70s Show, Season 2: Garage Sale
Tagged: Mary Jane, Personification Examples, Consequences, high
“Eric: I killed her. She was old, and the shock of her grandson telling her that she was nasty killed her.

Donna: Have you talked to Red about this?

Eric: I'm not talking to my dad about this. Do you remember how angry he got when I didn't rake the yard? This is like, twice as bad!”
— Eric Foreman, That '70s Show, Season 1: Grandma's Dead
Tagged: Death, Old, killed, Grandma, angry, rake, yard
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