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Emily Horne Quotes
| Educated At: | Leeds Metropolitan University |
| Nationality: | United Kingdom |
| Occupations: | Glamour Model, Model, Actor |
Total quotes: 76
Emily Horne
BirthnameEducated At: Leeds Metropolitan University
Nationality: United Kingdom
Occupations: Glamour Model, Model, Actor
Total quotes: 76
“I have loved since you. But when the new paint gets scratched, there you are underneath.”
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“I wonder what kind of person I would be if I didn't worry so much about what kind of person you wanted. ”
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“Our love is a meteor impact, a super volcano erupting. We won't survive but we won't die bored.”
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“When you kiss me, I feel like I will live forever. But a better version of forever, that never gets boring.”
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“I believe most people are inherently good. But overcoming our nature is what separates us from the animals.”
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“It freaks me out when I think about how big the universe is. Just so big and growing bigger, exploding outward constantly in all directions, so no, I don't care how fast I was going, officer.”
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“I don't know how to tell you that I'm glad the passion is gone. I used to think of you every waking moment and now I get so much more work done.”
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“I joined Plenty Of Fish to find out who stole my bike. A fun first date would be going to your house to see if you have my bike.”
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“If you died, I would go through hell to bring you back. That would be easy. I'm not sure how to deal with us just drifting apart.”
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“I'm worried that if they ever make a movie of my life, the tagline will be 'Get him.'”
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“I wonder how many hauntings go unreported because wailing and the clank of chains are still better than an empty house.”
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“I disagree with your opinion but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.”
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“I don't understand your complaint. There totally is a straight pride march. That same day, too. On all the other streets.”
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“Sexually transmitted infections are like hangovers. They're not great, but neither is moderation.”
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“Yes, I am eating candy for breakfast again. Take that, doctors and lawyers. I don't need no fancy car to be happy.”
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“When people say 'I don't see gender, I just see people' it's like saying, 'My heart is in the right place, but fuck I'm stupid.'”
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“If you repeat a word again and again it loses its meaning. Apparently this also works with heartbreak.”
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“I found a way to make your cellphone love you. There's a secret code you punch in and it calls your mom.”
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“You're the prime suspect in the kidnapping of my heart. And I do not negotiate with terrorists.”
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“When people say our love won't last forever, it sounds like they think anything will.”
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“Maybe cats will take over when we all die. That's a nice thought. I hope we all die.”
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“Being with you is better than loneliness. And I guess I thought those were my only two options?”
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“Blah blah blah. You feel trapped in your life. Here is what i am hearing: Happiness isn't worth any inconvenience.”
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“I want everyone to love me and I'm pretty sure the trick is to just be myself, but with money.”
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“This is how breakups work. I will give you back your movies when you give me back my twenties.”
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