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“A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"”

— drdangelina, A wife asked her husband,

Tagged: Married Couple, humor

“Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!”

— drdangelina, Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Tagged: kids, chicken, Pig, Cow

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