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David Schwimmer Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“They're still not coming on, man! And the lotion and the powder have made a paste!”
— Ross Geller, Friends, Friends Season 5: The One With All The Resolutions
Tagged: powder, Paste, Lotion
“Ross: So, uh, what did the insurance company say?

Chandler: Oh, they said uh, ‘You don't have insurance here so stop calling us.’”
— Ross Geller, Friends, Friends Season 4: The One With The Cat
Tagged: Insurance Companies, Anti-Jokes
“Ross: Okay, is everybody clear? We're gonna pick it up and move it. All we need is teamwork, okay? We're gonna lift the car... and slide it out. Lift... and slide.

Rachel: Ross, I really don't think...

Ross: Lift... and slide.”
— Ross Geller, Friends, Friends Season 7: The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Tagged: Teamwork, Lifting, Heavy Objects
“Pivot! PIVOT!”
— Ross Geller, Friends, Friends Season 5: The One With The Cop
“I'm Fiine!”
— Ross Geller, Friends, Friends Season 10: The One Where Ross Is Fine
“We were on a break!”
— Ross Geller, Friends, Friends Season 3: The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break
Tagged: Dating, Friends, Taking A Break
“Ross: You know how you come home at the end of the day and throw your jacket on a chair?

Joey: Yeah.

Ross: Well, instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time and garbage is all that has survived.”
— Ross Geller, Friends, Friends Season 4: The One With The Dirty Girl
Tagged: garbage, Hopelessness
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