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Dan Schneider Quotes

Total quotes: 4

Dan Schneider

Birthname

AKA: Daniel Schneider, Malechor Schneider

Educated At: Memphis University School, Harvard University, Yale University, Presbyterian Day School, White Station High School

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Acting, Film Director, Film Producer

Spouse: Lisa Lillien

Total quotes: 4

“You didn't get in trouble for lying. You got in trouble for lying badly.”

— Drake Parker, Drake & Josh, Season 1: Dune Buggy

“Drake: You're kind of a girl, right?

Mindy: Well, if I'm not, then I've been buying the wrong underwear!”

— Drake Parker & Mindy Crenshaw, Drake & Josh, Season 3: Playing the Field

“Mr. Nichols: [needing a last minute birthday gift for Audrey] Uh, get her some toothpaste. She's always using toothpaste!

Josh Nichols: Dad, there's two-hundred dollars here.

Mr. Nichols: Well, get her some mouthwash, too! I'M JUST A MAN!”

— Walter Nichols & Josh Nichols, Drake & Josh, Season 2: Pool Shark

“Josh: [walking away from Susan] I think we handled that very maturely.

Drake Parker: That felt good.

[Susan opens her locker and gets blasted with purple paint]

Drake: [sees Susan covered in paint; turns to Josh] That felt better.

Josh: Yeah, it did!”

— Josh Nichols & Drake Parker (voice), Drake & Josh, Season 1: Believe Me, Brother

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