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Chris Knight Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“Mitch: What are you doing?

Chris Knight: Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, ‘... I drank what?’”
— Chris Knight, Real Genius
Tagged: Socrates, self-realization, hemlock, Suicide
“Lazlo Hollyfeld: Well, how'd you do?

Chris Knight: How'd I do? I passed! But I failed! Yeah!

Lazlo Hollyfeld: Well, then I'm happy and sad for you.”
— Chris Knight, Real Genius
Tagged: Passed, failed, Happy, Sad
“Professor Hathaway: When you first started at Pacific Tech you were well on your way to becoming another Einstein and then you know what happened?

Chris Knight: I got a haircut?”
— Chris Knight, Real Genius
Tagged: pacific tech, einstein
“Dr. Dodd: Why is that toy on your head?

Chris Knight: Because if I wear it any place else, it chafes.”
— Chris Knight, Real Genius
Tagged: Mental Illness
“Mitch: But if I stay, what should I do?

Chris Knight: You get even with Kent. It's a moral imperative.”
— Chris Knight, Real Genius
Tagged: Getting Even, moral imperative
“Chris Knight: Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?

David Decker: She happens to be my daughter.

Chris Knight: Oh. Then I guess you have.”
— Chris Knight, Real Genius
Tagged: Lust, Daughter
“This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.”
— Chris Knight, Real Genius
Tagged: ice, Sexual Frustration
“Kent: You're all a bunch of degenerates.

Chris Knight: We are? What about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jell-O?

Kent: You did not.

Chris Knight: This is true.

Kent: Look, it was hot and I was hungry, okay?”
— Chris Knight, Real Genius
Tagged: Jell-O, degenerates, Naked
“Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races, we only had one entry into the Madame Curie lookalike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?”
— Chris Knight, Real Genius
Tagged: Moles, trolls, Madame Curie, hamsters
“Mitch: You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning...

Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

Mitch: No...

Chris Knight: Why am I the only one who has that dream?”
— Chris Knight, Real Genius
Tagged: Dream, sun god, Pyramid, naked women
“[Chris is holding a lab beaker with pink liquid in it]

Chris Knight: Here Mitch, taste this. Go on, you won't hurt my feelings, just try it. What do you think, too sweet?

Mitch: What is it?

Chris Knight: I don't know, I found it in one of the labs.

[Mitch starts to induce vomiting]

Chris Knight: Relax, it's just yogurt.”
— Chris Knight, Real Genius
Tagged: yogurt, sweet
“[Kent opens his dorm room door to find his car inside]

Chris Knight: Hey, Kent...that's your car.

Mitch: Kent, you know you're not supposed to park that on campus.

Kent: You've gone too far this time, Knight.

Chris Knight: [whiny, scared voice] I had help!

[points to Mitch]

Kent: You, huh? Well you won't get away with this. Doctor Hathaway's gonna hear all about this. You'll rue the day!

Chris Knight: ‘Rue the day?’ Who talks like that?”
— Chris Knight, Real Genius
Tagged: rue the day, campus, archaisms
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