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Blanche Devereaux Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“Nobody ever believes me when I'm telling the truth. I guess it's the curse of being a devastatingly beautiful woman.”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: The Triangle
Tagged: Humblebragging
“Blanche: He was looking for a mother, not a lover. It was humiliating.
Rose: I think it's sweet.
Blanche: You would, Betty Crocker.”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: Blanche and the Younger Man
Tagged: mother, Lover, Betty Crocker
“Blanche: Oh, you don't have to worry about me, honey. I never get sick. I take very good care of myself. I treat my body like a temple.
Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: Flu Attack
Tagged: Slut-shaming
“No one in my family has ever seen a psychiatrist...except of course, when they were institutionalized!”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, Season 2: End of the Curse
Tagged: Psychiatrist, Institutionalized
“Grandma Hollingsworth always said I was a little flighty…or was it a little floozy?”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, Season 2: Family Affair
Tagged: Floozy, Flighty
“I slept with my two brothers until I was seventeen. I was engaged to one for a very short period of time, but that's a separate story.”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, Season 2: Bedtime Story
Tagged: Incest
“Blanche: [after being awakened by the ringing phone] I'm as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo!
Dorothy: Boy, that's pretty jumpy.”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: Job Hunting
Tagged: Prison, Rodeo, Jumpy
“Blanche: I once was told I bore a striking resemblance to Miss Cheryl Ladd ... although my bosoms are perkier!

Dorothy: Not even if you were hanging upside-down on a trapeze!”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, Season 2: 'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas
Tagged: Boob-Shaming, Cheryl Ladd, Charlie's Angels
“Eat dirt and die, trash.”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, Season 2: Joust Between Friends
Tagged: insults
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