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Andrew Steele Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“Listen, I was wandering. Can I ask you a question? Uh...was your father a meat burglar? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress.”
— Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man
Tagged: meat burglar, fine hams, ass
“I will probably begin with a very classy first line...something like: say, sweet thing, can I buy you a fish sandwich?”
— Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man
Tagged: fish sandwich
“Well, Lance, you're clearly gay. There's nothing really else to say about that. I think you all know that. And that's cool, but, you know, you were trying to oil me up and that's not really cool.”
— Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man
Tagged: gay, Homophobia
“[after blowing up Leon's house boat] Wow, we really didn't think that through.”
— Lance DeLune, The Ladies Man
Tagged: Overreaction
“Lars Erickssong: Why do you stand by me? 

Sigrit Ericksdóttir: Because you are a dreamer.”
— Sigrit Ericksdottir, Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga
Tagged: Dreamer, Believer, Love
“My name is Leon Phelps, and to those of you that are uninitiated, I am an expert in the ways of love. I have made love to many fine ladies from the lowliest bus station skank to the classiest most sophisticated, educated, debutante, high society...bus station skank.”
— Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man
Tagged: Love, skank, Debutante
“How long have you been uhh nunnin' it up?”
— Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man
Tagged: celibacy
“So...you...don't want a fish sandwich?”
— Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man
Tagged: fish sandwich
“Boy you just ate some shit!”
— Scrap Iron, The Ladies Man
Tagged: Shit, eating shit
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