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A.J. Russell Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“Ralph: [to Alice] I don't care if you've got any confidence, because I have enough confidence in me for the both of us!

Alice Kramden: You've got enough everything in you for the both of us.”
— Alice Kramden, The Honeymooners, Season 1: Lost Baby
Tagged: Confidence, Fat-Shaming
“You're a riot, Alice. You're a regular riot. Hope they like those jokes on the moon, 'cause that's where you're goin'.”
— Ralph Kramden, The Honeymooners, Season 1: Christmas Party
Tagged: Riot, Moon, Threats
“[to Alice's mother; shouting] You—are a blabbermouth! A blabbermouth! You! Blabbermouth! Out!”
— Ralph Kramden, The Honeymooners, Season 1: Lost Job
Tagged: Blabbermouth, Mother in Law
“Now I know why people play golf! It's not 'cause they like this game! It's just to get away from their wives! That's why they play!”
— Ralph Kramden, The Honeymooners, Season 1: Lost Baby
Tagged: Golf, Bad Marriage, wives
“Ralph: You're the type of person that would bend way over to pick up a penny on the sidewalk. I wouldn't.

Alice: You couldn't.”
— Alice Kramden, The Honeymooners, Season 1: Christmas Party
Tagged: Cheap, Fat-Shaming
“Acting young ain't what keeps you young, but if you have some memories—some good memories—of when you were young, that's what keeps you young.”
— Ralph Kramden, The Honeymooners, Season 1: Lunchbox
Tagged: Youth, Memories
“Ralph: What's the matter? Aren't you up on current events? Don't you read the papers? Don't you read comic books? That's the trouble with you; you don't know the latest developments.

Alice: I don't know the latest developments? Who is it that lets your pants out every other day?”
— Ralph Kramden, The Honeymooners, Season 1: Suspense
Tagged: papers, Comic Books, Fat-Shaming
“In the words of the immortal bard, Shakespeare, 'There are three times in a man's life when he wants to be alone: one, when he's communing with his thoughts; two, when he's being tender with his wife; and three, when he's in the isolation booth on 'The $64,000 Question'.'”
— Ed Norton, The Honeymooners, Season 1: Lost Job
Tagged: shakespeare, Game Shows, Alone, Solitude
“Ralph Kramden: Norton, let's face it, I'm a man with big ideas, and sooner or later, one of those ideas is going to catch on. And when they do, I'm going to be a big shot. And do you know what happens to people who become big shots?

Ed Norton: Yeah, they forget their relatives.”
— Ralph Kramden, The Honeymooners, Season 1: Ralph Kramden, Inc.
Tagged: Success, Relatives
“[speaking to a recorder an apology to Alice] Hello, Alice. This is me, Ralph. Alice, I'm sorry. I'm miserable without ya. Please come back to me, Alice. I apologize for everything I've said. I even apologize to your mother. I know she doesn't mean the things she says, Alice, it's just her nature. She doesn't mean to be mean, she's just born that way. When she says things about your old boyfriends and about the furniture in the apartment, I know that she doesn't mean to get me mad. She's just naturally mean, that's all. When she spilled the beans about the end of the play, I shouldn't have gotten mad at that, I should've expected it from her. I know how she is. She's never gonna be any different, Alice! She's gonna be the *same old way*, Alice! She's a BLABBERMOUTH, Alice! A BLAAABBERMOOOUUUTH!”
— Ralph Kramden, The Honeymooners, Season 1: Lost Job
Tagged: Apologies, Mother in Law, Blabbermouth
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