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Zach Galifianakis Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“Therapist: Are you afraid right now?

Ben: I feel alone in the universe, except for Steve.”
— Ben Baker, Are You Here
Tagged: Fear, Alone
“I read online that you're very private and decline to answer questions that make you feel uncomfortable. This is a two-parter. Is that true? And how old were you when you got your first period?”
— Himself, Between Two Ferns: The Movie
Tagged: Questions, private, period
“I want my Hamburger Helper boxes back!”
— Himself, Between Two Ferns: The Movie
Tagged: hamburger helper, upset
“It's Dickerflick Cabbagepatch.”
— Himself, Between Two Ferns: The Movie
Tagged: Names
“How can you live here without looking for a high place to jump from?”
— Ben Baker, Are You Here
Tagged: Suicide
“I'm not a practicing Jew. I perfected it.”
— Himself, Between Two Ferns: The Movie
Tagged: practice, Jew, Religion, Perfect
“Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, maniacs, to the loonies, and ding-dongs. And some people would say that we're the crazy ones, but I think we are geniuses, because we're crazy enough to try to change this ding-dong crazy world.”
— Himself, Between Two Ferns: The Movie
Tagged: crazy, Ding-Dong , World
“You love fast cars. In what other ways is your penis small?”
— Himself, Between Two Ferns: The Movie
Tagged: Question, Fast Cars , joke, Diss
“Take me away from this place. I'm lonely.”
— Mr. Susan Link (voice), Missing Link
Tagged: Lonely, travel, Adventure, Request
“I have a real phobia around my ass.”
— Ray Hueston, Bored to Death, Season 1: Stockholm Syndrome
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