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Woody Allen Quotes

Total quotes: 6
“When we lose twenty pounds, we may be losing the best twenty pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.”
— Woody Allen, The Insanity Defense
Tagged: Weight, losing weight, Love, Honesty
“Sex without love is a meaningless experience but as far as meaningless experiences go, it’s pretty good.”
— Woody Allen, 15 One-Sentence Dating Tips from Celebrities
Tagged: Dating Advice, Guy Advice, Relationship Advice
“I don't dislike you. Just everything that you stand for.”
— Lennie Dale, Crisis in Six Scenes, Season 1: Episode 1
Tagged: insults, Differing Opinions
“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”
— Woody Allen
Tagged: Sex, Fun, hookups
“I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable.”
— Alvy Singer, Annie Hall
Tagged: Miserable, horrible, Nihilism, consider yourself lucky, Lucky
“The man who said ‘I'd rather be lucky than good’ saw deeply into life. People are afraid to face how great a part of life is dependent on luck. It's scary to think so much is out of one's control. There are moments in a match when the ball hits the top of the net, and for a split second, it can either go forward or fall back. With a little luck, it goes forward, and you win. Or maybe it doesn't, and you lose.”
— Chris Wilton, Match Point
Tagged: Luck, Goodness, tennis movies
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