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Wilmer Valderrama

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Wilmer Valderrama Quotes

Total quotes: 8

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Wilmer Valderrama

Birthname

Birthday: January 30, 1980

Birthplace: Miami, Florida, United States

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Voice Actor, Actor

Total quotes: 8

“Oh, I am so excited to be in the food service industry. May I cut the cheese?”

— Fez, That '70s Show, Season 1: Career Day

Tagged: Excited, food service industry, Cut the Cheese, Sex

“I'm sorry, but a man in his sexual prime has needs. And you are lucky to have such a stallion at your disposal.”

— Fez, That '70s Show, Season 5: Trampled Under Foot

Tagged: Man, sexual prime, stallion, Metaphor Examples

“ You tried to control her Eric, and the women always controls the men.”

— Fez, That '70s Show, Season 2: Kelso's Serenade

Tagged: Control, Men, Women, Relationships, Advice

“Things at ballet class have taken a turn for the worse. Somehow, I've become one of the girls...a hairy, brown girl.”

— Fez, That '70s Show, Season 4: Bye-Bye Basement

Tagged: ballet class, Worse, Girls, Hairy

“I may not say this right because I am new to English, but she has tremendous breasts, yes?”

— Fez, That '70s Show, Season 1: That '70s Pilot

Tagged: english, Language, breasts, tremendous

“I love the snow! I am a winter nymph! I love America!”

— Fez, That '70s Show, Season 1: Ski Trip

Tagged: Snow, Winter, nympho, America, Exciting

“While we were getting beat up, I think I got to second base.”

— Fez, That '70s Show, Season 3: The Trials of M. Kelso

Tagged: Beat Up, second base, breasts

“People of America, I give you 'Genitals in the Sky!'”

— Fez, That '70s Show, Season 5: Immigrant Song

Tagged: America, genitals, Sky, Art

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