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William H. Macy Quotes

Total quotes: 24
“Don't let your emotions completely obscure the barbaric roots of the sexual act. Don't lose touch with the seeds of our animal nature.”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 3: The Helpful Gallaghers
Tagged: Sex, Humans and Animals
“Love is not supposed to be cute. Love is supposed to be raw and destructive.”
— Frank Gallagher,
Tagged: Love, destructive, Relationships
“Bullying is a vital part of every ecosystem. It teaches kids resilience. The world is a rough place. Bullying is like getting inoculated. It's a vaccine.”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 4: Hope Springs Paternal
Tagged: bullying, In Defense of Bullying, Bullying Builds Character
“Pretty soon, there's not gonna be any Jew or Aryan or Hindu or Muslim or Mexican or Blacks. There's just gonna be the rich and the fucked, and our grandson is already one of the fucked.”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 6: Pimp's Paradise
Tagged: Race, Wealth, The Rich Get Richer, Identity
“That all you got? That's it? I'm still here, you fucker! Frank Gallagher! I'm alive! You see me? You see me standing here? You lost, asshole! I'm alive, motherfucker! Me, Frank Gallagher.”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 4: Lazarus
Tagged: Against All Odds, Fighting Against the Universe, Winning
“Be lucky you don't get gonorrhea from your cell mate. Spoken with love, son.”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 4: Hope Springs Paternal
Tagged: insults, Father to Son
“If you're waiting for a new organ, you are just interfering with God's plan.”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 2: I'll Light a Candle for You Every Day
Tagged: Donating Organs, Modern Medicine
“You've got a demon mind and a devil's womb and heart, and your coochie smells of brimstone and sulfur! I will fuck you up!”
— Peggy Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 2: Can I Have a Mother
Tagged: insults, Disses
“Revolutions don't come wrapped in a cute ribbon. You want to bring down power structures? You want to get in the face of people who are peddling corroded ideals? You need a uniform that screams authenticity.”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Season 8: Church of Gay Jesus
Tagged: Revolutions
“When my son looks at me, I wanna see that same twinkle. And not from being stoned. That's more of a glaze.”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Season 8: Fuck Paying It Forward
Tagged: Stoned Parents, Drugs
“I'm home! I'm home! Overweight minimum wage workers buying discount laundry detergent! I have missed you so much! God bless America! God bless America!”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Season 8: The Fugees
Tagged: America!
“Daddy Frank, you are a serious badass and an essential member of this family.”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: You Sold Me the Laundromat, Remember?
“You see, this is the point I'm making with the liberal elite. In the war between the have-nots and the have-everything's, their guilt is our ammunition. Never forget that.”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Season 8: The
Tagged: Liberalism, Limousine Liberals
“When I collect workman's comp, some lady has to fill out the paperwork. That's her job. If it wasn't for me, she'd be unemployed.”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 1: Daddyz Girl
Tagged: Working Not Working, Abuse of Social Welfare, Bum Economics
“Thank God, I'm great at sex.”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Season 9: Are you there Shim? It’s me, Ian.
Tagged: Sex, Being Great at Sex
“Be brave, son! Order room service.”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 3: Order Room Service
Tagged: life advice, Live Large
“I call this beer, Milk Of The Gods.”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 5: I'm the Liver
Tagged: Beer, In Praise of Beer, Beer Rocks, Hops, Alcohol
“We have a moral duty to rip this asshole off.”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Season 8: Sleepwalking
Tagged: Assholes, Jerks
“Why was the broom late for the meeting? It overswept.”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: Ouroboros
Tagged: Jokes, Word Play, Brooms
“God created us all, Shelly. He doesn't make mistakes.”
— Bill Porter, Door to Door
Tagged: God, Mistakes, business movies
“Get hard drugs. Make daddy proud. ”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 4: Like Father, Like Daughter
Tagged: Drugs, Hard Drugs
“I wouldn't be here unless I was desperate.”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 2: Summertime
Tagged: prostitution, Do Anything for Money, Bad Day
“Expenses? Alcohol and drugs is non-negotiable.”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Season 8: Church of Gay Jesus
Tagged: Drugs, Alcohol
“Prison is no place for a man with naturally tight glutes.”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 5: Uncle Carl
Tagged: Prison, Sexual Assault
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