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Will deFries Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“white people love having bowls of matchbooks they took from restaurants”
— Will deFries, More Shit White People Love
Tagged: LOL, True Though, White People
“Whether it’s The Fat Jewish or a CBD company trying to capitalize on the gold rush that is CBD, nothing is safe if you don’t have the time or money to protect yourself.”
— Will deFries, To The Company That Won't Go Away
Tagged: Copyright Infringement, Copyright, Brands, Ethics, Stealing
“I enjoy a glass of wine when I’m eating a nice dinner. I crave a cold beer when I’m on a porch and the suns in my eyes. I like a nip of whiskey when it’s so cold outside that my jacket simply won’t do the trick.”
— Will deFries, Why Not Quit Drinking?
Tagged: Drinking, Alcohol, Life
“They don't call it 'falling' for someone because it feels painless – they call it that because while it's happening, you don't know how the land will actually feel.”
— Will deFries, When Scaries Met Sally
Tagged: Dating, Cute, Meet Cute, crushes
“There’s a reason it takes four years to graduate from high school and college. It’s a tangible, formative chunk of time that allows you to figure things out.”
— Will deFries, It Was Time
Tagged: Life Changes, Life, Moving Forward, Life Journey, Time
“She admittedly knew that her champagne buzz was somewhat fueling her outrage but, at the same time, couldn’t get the thought of Katie downplaying her dress shopping out of her mind.”
— Will deFries, Things Girls Do After Graduation — Staycation
Tagged: satire, humor, White Girls
“i'm most excited for this election to be over so people can stop ending their tweets with 'sad!'”
— Will deFries, Twitter
Tagged: Election Day, humor
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