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Will Arnett Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“What's great about Los Angeles is nobody cares where you're from or who you are. It's a superficial town where you can worry about stupid shit like keeping your pool clean, and what artisanal nuts to put on your salad.”
— BoJack Horseman, Live Fast, Diane Nguyen
“Dennis: This guys is unbelievable, He wrote the fucking book on bullshit.

Tilly: At least he says he did.”
— Mark Chappell, Will Arnett, Flaked, Season 1: Shell
Tagged: Bullshit, unbelievable, Fucking
“Look, for a lot of people, life is just one long hard kick in the urethra.”
— BoJack Horseman (voice), BoJack Horseman, BoJack Horseman Season 1: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One
“Piece of shit. Stupid piece of shit. You're a real stupid piece of shit. But I know I'm a piece of shit. That at least makes me better than all the pieces of shit that don't know they're pieces of shit. Or is it worse?”
— BoJack Horseman (voice), BoJack Horseman, BoJack Horseman Season 4: Stupid Piece of Sh*t
Tagged: Piece of Shit, self awareness
“Anyway, a vodka cellar is no place for sober little children.”
— Steven Wilde, Running Wilde, Season 1: Oil & Water
Tagged: Vodka Cellar, vodka
“You've got a serious platitude problem.”
— Mark Chappell, Will Arnett, Flaked, Season 1: Horizon
Tagged: platitudes
“[speaking to the group] I came to Venice by accident. No, let me rephrase that. I came to Venice because of an accident. Ten years ago, I killed a man. It was my fault. There's no excuse for it. You see, when it's left up to me, my best thinking, well, my best thinking tells me it's okay to get loaded and get behind the wheel of a car. And that's what I did. I took another human being's life. And, in the process, destroyed what was left of mine. But the people in these rooms, you got me sober. You got me back on my feet, which is just as well, as I walk everywhere now. The State of California no longer thinks it's a good idea for me to drive. You taught me to be humble, to be honest, brutally honest, about who I am and what I'd done. You taught me that if I really wanted to help myself, that I had to stick my hand out and help others.”
— Chip, Flaked, Season 1: Westminster
Tagged: accident, Murder, California, Drive
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