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Wendy Hoopes Quotes

Total quotes: 14
“I know! Like Tiffany would ever date someone who wore a tweed jacket.”
— Quinn Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 5: Lucky Strike
Tagged: Tweed, Diss, Date, Standards
“Daria: You tried to buy my influence with a date?

Quinn: Well, that's how we do it in America, comrade.”
— Quinn Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 2: The New Kid
Tagged: influence, Date, America, Comrade
“As far as I'm concerned, the only difference between school and prison is the wardrobe.”
— Quinn Morgendorffer, Daria, Season 2: Quinn the Brain
Tagged: School, Prison, Education, system
“When they say 'you're always unhappy Daria', what they mean is: 'You think Daria', I can tell because you don't smile.”
— Jane Lane, Daria, Season 1: The Misery Chick
Tagged: Unhappy, Intelligence, Happiness, Depression
“Daria: Only Quinn could turn having brains into a fad.

Jane: You know how fads are. Today it's brains, tomorrow, pierced tongues. Then the next day, pierced brains.”
— Jane Lane (voice), Daria, Season 2: Quinn the Brain
Tagged: Brains, Fads, Pierced, Piercing
“Daria: It smells like... like...

Jane: Teen spirit?”
— Jane Lane (voice), Daria, Season 1: Malled
Tagged: Smells, Teen Spirit, Nirvana
“I don't like it when I say people should die and then they do. I don't want that kind of responsibility. At least not until I've got a job in middle management.”
— Jane Lane (voice), Daria, Season 1: The Misery Chick
Tagged: Die, Death, Responsibility, Job, Middle Management
“Jane: She's cute, there are different standards for cute people.

Daria: You mean no standards.”
— Jane Lane (voice), Daria, Season 2: Quinn the Brain
Tagged: Standards, Cute, Cute People, No Standards
“And the dish ran away with the spoon. But Hawaii was the only state that would recognize the marriage as legal.”
— Jane Lane (voice), Daria, Season 1: Pinch Sitter
Tagged: Spoon, Legal, Marriage, Hawaii
“Mr. O'Neill: So you see, girls, I don't want to change the intent of the poster, I just want to make it more palatable. You know what they say: 'A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.'

Jane: Not if you're diabetic.”
— Jane Lane (voice), Daria, Season 2: Arts 'n' Crass
Tagged: Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, Diabetes, Sassy
“Dr. Bacon: Actually, I think we need to wear each others faces for a while.

Quinn: Eww! Like that movie with that guy and that other guy?

Daria: Can I do the surgery?

Dr. Bacon: No, no, no. I'm talking about a little role-playing.”
— Quinn Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 4: Psycho Therapy
Tagged: therapy, faces, Surgery, Role-playing, Family
“I like having low self-esteem. It makes me feel special.”
— Jane Lane (voice), Daria, Season 1: Esteemsters
Tagged: Special, unique, Low Self Esteem
“Helen: Jane, since you're staying with us and all I thought... well, you're Daria's best friend, and she's, she's so hard to talk to these days...



Jane: Maximum of three questions. No betrayals. Immunity from prosecution.”
— Jane Lane (voice), Daria, Season 3: Lane Miserables
Tagged: Best friend, Hard To Talk To, Betrayals, Immunity
“Daria: My family went crazy from eating psychotropic berries, so we were evacuated from the woods and they had their stomachs pumped.

Jane: Wow, that's cool. My family was already crazy without any berries, so Trent and I evacuated ourselves to the airport in my aunt's rental car and flew the hell out of there.”
— Jane Lane (voice), Daria, Season 1: The Teachings of Don Jake
Tagged: crazy, Evacuation, Stomach Pumped, Airport
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